Very soon, men of different ages will congratulate their mothers, grandmothers, classmates, classmates, girlfriends, loved ones on a sincere and tender holiday - March 8th. Concerts and festive events will be held in kindergartens and educational institutions. Organizations can also organize funny congratulations with funny scenes on March 8.
Scenes for March 8 for kindergarten
At the preschool educational institution, matinees are prepared for International Women's Day, where mothers and grandmothers are invited. Children read poetry, perform dances, and also play funny scenes in a funny way. Depending on the age of the children, the performances can be very simple or theatrical, with costumes and learned lines.
You can invite mothers or grandmothers to participate in an impromptu scene - they will gladly play along with children and grandchildren.
Nursery group
Children can participate in dances, carry out some simple assignments, and educators will have to play the main roles.
Scene "Matryoshka"
Three nesting dolls come out in the middle of the music hall.
For examples of costumes for educators, see the photo:
1st matryoshka:
We want to congratulate our mothers,
We ask you to leave everything.
2nd matryoshka:
You have a day off today,
The holiday is bright and big.
3rd matryoshka:
All the homework
All problems and worries
We will take on ourselves at once -
Let's prepare, clean.
1st matryoshka:
Mom, we are already big, we can do everything - we wash the dishes, wipe the dust, put the toys in their places.
2nd matryoshka:
We will wash all things!
Matryoshka dolls perform a dance with basins.
Also, children can dance a dance with handkerchiefs as in the video:
3rd matryoshka:
And we will dance with moms when we have cleaned everything up.
Music sounds, nesting dolls invite mothers and grandmothers to lead a merry round dance.
Scene "Animals are building a house"
Acting characters: hedgehog, wolf cub, bunny, chanterelle.
Hedgehog:
Our mothers need a beautiful and comfortable home.
Wolf cub:
So that mothers can put things in order there, clean, bake delicious pies.
Bunny:
Let's build a house for our mothers?
Chanterelle:
Just sing a song first!
The animals are singing a song:
We'll build a glorious home, a glorious home
How comfortable it will be in it, it will be in it.
Moms will like it there, they will like it,
Happiness will increase for everyone, it will increase.
The characters begin to build the house from a large construction set, the children help them with this.
Hedgehog:
What a nice house! But something is missing …
Wolf cub:
There are not enough flowers! Our mothers love them so much.
Bunny:
Where do we find flowers in early spring?
Chanterelle:
Yes, there they are!
He takes a basket with flowers (real, paper or plush) and gives it to the mothers who are sitting in the hall.
All the animals in chorus:
Happy holiday, mommies!
Scenes for the second younger group
It is still difficult for these children to learn a large text, therefore, it is recommended that educators play some of the roles.
Scene for children "I'm not guilty"
The granddaughter and grandmother enter the music hall.
Grandmother:
Granddaughter, why do you have all the pockets on your dress with berries?
Granddaughter:
It's not me, it's all the berries - they crushed when I put them in my pockets.
Grandmother:
Granddaughter, why do you have such disheveled pigtails?
Granddaughter:
Grandma, it's not me, it's all the wind, ruffled my hair.
Grandmother:
Granddaughter, why are your knees so dirty?
Granddaughter:
It's not my fault, granny, it's all a puddle - it appeared on my way, and I stumbled over a stone and fell right into the mud.
Grandmother:
Granddaughter, why is your doll's arm torn off?
Granddaughter:
Oh, grandma, it's not me, it's just such a muddled doll, caught on the door handle.
Grandmother:
Children, who do you think is to blame for all these mischiefs?
Scene "In the meadow"
The scene is framed like a forest clearing. There is a small house, a table with treats, a samovar.
A child disguised as a dog runs out.
Dog:
I am a cheerful, kind dog,
I brought you the bagels.
Guys, help yourself,
Eat, do not hesitate.
A bear rises to the stage to the music.
Bear:
I'm a shaggy bear
He brought a pine cone from the forest.
I carry a barrel of honey
The holiday is on the nose today.
Hedgehog:
I am a prickly hedgehog, brought from the forest
A whole tray of mushrooms and berries.
Bunny:
I got you a carrot,
I was just exhausted.
Eat, do not hesitate,
Help yourself to carrots.
All the animals lay out treats on the table.
Bear:
We are animals, we tried so hard
They were going to treat you.
Hedgehog:
All efforts are not in vain
Give us a clap, friends!
Dog:
We will dance and sing for you,
And then let's go to the table.
Middle group
Scene "Three Musketeers"
The Musketeers take the stage: Athos, Porthos and Aramis.
Athos:
Friends, our dear D'Artagnan is not with us. Nobody knows where he went to?
Porthos:
Probably enjoying horseback riding.
Aramis:
Or he dines in some tavern.
Athos:
This doesn't sound like our friend. Probably, the enemies caught him and imprisoned him.
Porthos:
Then you need to go to rescue D'Artagnan!
The Musketeers mount their horses (wooden sticks with toy animal heads and tails can be used) and jump across the stage.
Aramis:
It is very strange, but our friend is nowhere to be found: neither in the dungeon, nor at home.
Porthos:
Something I do not like this situation.
The Queen rises onto the stage.
Queen:
Lord Musketeers, what happened to you?
Athos:
Your Majesty, our best friend D'Artagnan is lost. Do you happen to know where he is?
Queen:
I certainly did not send him for pendants.
Aramis:
Maybe we can gather all the royal forces and go in search of D'Artagnan?
To the music from the film "D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers" D'Artagnan appears on the stage. He rides a horse and stops near the heroes. The musketeer is holding a basket of tulips.
The video with the song of the Musketeers is below:
D'Artagnan:
Your Majesty, my compliments! Friends, glad to see you!
Porthos:
Where have you been? We were looking for you everywhere!
D'Artagnan:
Have you forgotten that on March 8 you need to give gif.webpts to our dear women? I went for flowers!
Athos:
What kind of holiday is this? And why should we give flowers?
D'Artagnan:
On this day, all men and boys present flowers, gif.webpts to women and girls, and say pleasant words. Your Majesty, this is for you! (hands over a flower and kisses the handle)
Aramis:
Then let's congratulate all the women in this room.
Musketeers distribute flowers to mothers, grandmothers, teachers. All children can be connected to the delivery of bouquets.
Scene "Gif.webpt for Mom"
Acting characters: boy Vanya, cat, dog, hedgehog, Vanya's friends.
Vanya goes on stage, sits down at the table, opens a box with plasticine.
Vania:
I want to blind my mother with a flower
And on March 8, give her.
Mom will be glad to have a present
He will say: "Son, you are the best!"
The boy begins to sculpt a flower, and then a kitten comes up to him.
Cat:
Vanya, let's go play with a piece of paper!
Maybe we can catch the mouse together?
Vania:
It is necessary to blind a gif.webpt for mom
And give it on March 8.
The cat grabs the plasticine from the boy's hands and tries to run away, but he catches up with her and takes the flower back. A puppy runs out onto the stage.
Dog:
Woof, woof, Vanya, let's go for a walk,
We will catch up with each other.
Vania:
I can’t, I’m making a gif.webpt,
I will give it to my beloved mom.
The offended puppy leaves. A hedgehog appears.
Hedgehog:
Hi Ivan, here I am,
Friends are waiting on the street.
Maybe we can take a walk together?
Leaving the ball to each other?
Vania:
Now I'm blindfolding a flower
One petal remained.
I will give a gif.webpt to mom
And I'll go for a walk with my friends.
The boy gives his mother a ready-made plasticine flower and goes to play ball with a cat, a puppy, a hedgehog and friends.
Video of a cool scene for a group of different ages, which is also suitable for kids
Funny scenes for middle and senior groups
In kindergarten, at a matinee dedicated to March 8th, you can show a scene "About the difficulties of upbringing" for mothers.
A boy enters the stage.
Boy:
Today we congratulate our beloved mothers. Every mother loves her child, but it's so hard to bring up us children.
A fox mom and a little fox son come up on the stage. Lisa is holding a plate with a spoon.
Mom-Fox:
Eat, little, one spoon,
Just try a little.
Little fox:
I want nothing,
Now I’ll scream!
Mom (holds out a cup):
Drink, sweet, milk,
Freeze at least a worm.
Little fox:
It's hot too!
Mum:
Here's a cold one, son.
Son:
I'd better go for a walk.
Mum:
Don't run far!
Son:
Of course I will run into the forest,
I'm big, I can do anything.
Mum:
You will get lost in the forest
If anything, I'll save you.
Little fox:
I changed my mind to walk
I'd rather play.
Mum:
Here, take it, son,
A lump fell into the grass.
Little fox:
I don't want to play anymore
I better lie down to sleep.
Mum:
Sleep, son, bye-bye,
Go to sleep soon.
Son:
Prepare dinner for me, mom,
I am the most hungry.
The boy rises to the stage again.
Boy:
So from morning to evening, mom tries
But everything is not as it should be for the son.
Let our mothers love and respect
And never offend.
You can end the performance with a dance with flowers.
Video: scenes for March 8 for middle, senior and preparatory groups
Scene "Three girls under the window" watch the video:
Video clip "Conversation of two mothers":
Game with dads on March 8:
Another funny scene on the video:
Stage for the preparatory group
On the stage, the squirrel lays the table, runs, fusses.
Leading:
In the morning our squirrel is all in business, because she is waiting for guests. He cleans up, prepares holiday dishes, sets the table, decorates his home. And now friends come to visit her to congratulate her on the holiday.
Bear:
Squirrel, here's a keg of honey for you to have a sweet life.
Bunny:
Here, squirrel, sweet, crunchy carrots.
Hedgehog:
I brought you an apple, juicy and tasty.
The wolf enters the stage, the bunny hides behind the bear.
Wolf:
Do not be afraid, I am kind, I will not eat anyone. Here he brought a basket of berries.
A bun runs out onto the stage, hands the squirrel a pie. Sees a fox, tries to escape from the stage.
A fox:
Gingerbread man, don't be afraid, come to us. I won't eat you, there are so many tasty things here!
All the guests and the squirrel sit down at the table and sing a song.
For examples of songs on March 8, see the video:
Festive sketches for school
Before March 8, festive concerts and entertainment events are organized for schoolchildren, parents and teachers. Funny scenes and funny numbers will cheer up the audience.
Funny scenes for elementary school
Even in the first grade, the children are already quite conscious, so they will cope with their roles perfectly.
Scene "Three kittens"
Leading:
The girl had three kittens. One cat was white, so her name was Snow White. The second kitten always walked with a bow, and they called him that - Bow. The third one constantly dangled his tail after the mistress, so he was called - the Tail. Once the kittens went for a walk in the garden and found a large berry.
Snow White:
Let's eat a berry!
Bow:
Let's cook the jam better, in the winter we'll feast on it.
Tail:
No, let's play with the berry like a ball.
Leading:
Kittens, who is waiting for you at home?
Snow White:
Mum!
Leading:
Who prepares dinner?
Bow:
Mum!
Leading:
Who will tell you a bedtime story?
Tail:
Mum!
Leading:
Who will put you to sleep?
Snow White:
Mum!
Kittens (in chorus):
Let's give the berry to mom!
Miniature "Hedgehog and Flowers"
For teachers and parents, elementary school students can show a touching scene about a hedgehog and flowers.
A hedgehog enters the stage.
Hedgehog:
Today is a holiday for mom - March 8th. What to give her? Maybe an apple? So there are no apples on the apple tree yet. Mushroom? (looks down attentively) There are no mushrooms yet.
A bunny runs out onto the stage with a head of cabbage.
Hare:
Hedgehog, look what kind of cabbage I'll give my mom.
Hedgehog:
But I don’t know what to give.
Bunny:
Give your mom some cabbage too, it's so delicious!
Hedgehog:
My mom doesn't like cabbage.
Hare (listens):
Oh, I can hear someone's footsteps.This is probably a wolf or a forest. I’ll run so they don’t eat me. (runs off the stage)
The fox appears:
I feel the hare was here (notices the hedgehog). Hedgehog, did the hare run here?
Hedgehog:
No, nobody is here.
Chanterelle:
Who should I eat? Maybe you, hedgehog?
The hedgehog notices the flowers and hides behind them. The chanterelle runs away.
Flowers (voice-over):
Hedgehog, why are you so sad? Scared by the fox? So she wouldn't eat you, you are prickly.
Hedgehog:
Mom has a holiday today, but I don't know what to give her.
Flowers:
Give us a gif.webpt! Look how beautiful we are!
The hedgehog takes flowers in his hands and goes to his mother.
Mum:
Oh, what a beautiful flower bed! (Notices the son). So it was my son who gave me such a gif.webpt! (hugs and kisses him) Thank you!
Video: examples of funny scenes for elementary school
Scenes for middle classes
High school students are no longer children, but they are not yet adults. For adolescents, humorous scenes are especially suitable.
Scene on March 8 "What to give?"
Three boys gathered in the class after lessons to decide how to please the girls for the holiday.
1st boy:
The best gif.webpt will be from us,
If we don't pull the pigtails.
Just imagine, a whole class
Get rid of this habit.
2nd boy:
Better give a big picture,
After all, March 8 is a serious reason
To learn how to paint
To surprise girls with a gif.webpt.
3rd boy:
Maybe we'll dance or sing?
It can be with the whole class, but it can be three of us.
Then a fourth boy appears from behind the desk, looking sleepy.
First:
What are you doing here?
Fourth:
I fell asleep, but you woke me up. I got an idea what to give the girls on March 8th.
Let's give the girls all at once:
We will draw a picture, we will stage a dance,
We'll tell you beautiful poems
Will we show you a funny scene?
Second:
And we will never pull the pigtails,
We will always promise to wear backpacks for them.
The third:
So the right solution has been found,
The best gif.webpt will come out, no doubt about it.
Scene "How Misha helped his mother"
Misha:
They asked me to write an essay,
How can I help my mother.
I don’t know what to write yet.
There is still time, I will reflect.
Mom comes out in a kitchen apron, with a ladle in hand.
Mum:
Misha, you need to go to the store,
We ran out of bread and kefir.
Misha:
Mom, I'm writing an essay
And I won't go to the store.
Mom sighs and leaves.
Misha (writes in a notebook and says aloud):
I go to the shops every day
I keep an eye on the products to be at home.
Mom appears:
Wipe off the dust, Mishutka, I don't have time.
Misha:
Mom, can't you see what I'm writing?
(Writes in a notebook):
I clean every day
Wipe the floors is not lazy,
And also fight dust
And wash the window.
Mum:
Misha, dad will come soon,
I have a lot to do.
Help peel potatoes, friend,
In the meantime, I'll bake a pie.
Misha:
Mom, can't you see, I'm writing an essay,
I have to be in time before tomorrow, I'm in a hurry.(Writes):
It's always me who cooks dinner
For the whole family to have dinner.
The doorbell rings, dad appears.
Dad:
Hello Misha, dear,
Will we nail the shelf with you?
Misha:
Dad, no, please
I am writing an essay.(Writes):
We nail the shelves with dad,
We hammer the nails together.
Mum:
Well, go to supper,
Carry the composition.
He reads what Misha wrote, shakes his head reproachfully.
Mother and father:
Don't be like Misha guys
After all, your parents always need to help you.
Scene "Children on the street"
Leading:
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Vania:
I got Snickers in my pocket, like that.
Sasha:
My cat doesn't eat "Whiskas", like that.
Peter:
My mom saves her life every day
She works as a doctor and knows a lot.
Kolya:
My mom is flying overseas today
She is a flight attendant, she has seen many countries.
Misha:
My mom knows a lot of foreign languages,
She will teach me too, I am ready to learn.
Olya:
My mom cooks from morning till dark
She works as a cook in the restaurant.
Leading:
Moms can be artists
Engineers, lawyers,
Doctors, educators,
Family psychologists.It doesn't matter who each mother works, because she is the best for her child.Happy holiday, our dear mothers!
Funny High School Scenes on Video
How to please high school girls?
By March 8 for high school girls, boys usually prepare a festive concert with musical numbers and funny scenes.
Miniature "Fashionable Sentence"
Boys, disguised as girls, rise to the stage.
Host (similar to Alexander Vasiliev):
We're launching our fashion show to teach you how to present your best self. The first thing that will make you graceful and beautiful are heels.
A boy in high-heeled shoes steps forward.
Leading:
Now let's turn our attention to makeup.
A second boy with painted eyes walks across the stage.
Leading:
Another important point is the hairstyle. Beautiful hairpins will complement your look as a true lady.
The third boy with bows and hairpins shows off his hairstyle.
Leading:
To attract attention, you can bare the shoulder a little.
The fourth boy coquettishly lowers his sweater over his shoulder.
Leading:
And the most important thing is the correct gait from the hip.
The boys line up and demonstrate a model gait.
An example of a fashion show on video:
Funny scenes for March 8 for universities
For the holiday, classmates can organize a festive concert for the girls, where you can show funny scenes.
Boys come on stage.
First:
We wish our girls to congratulate.
Second:
Congratulations to all of your classmates.
The third:
We wish you beautiful and smart to stay.
Fourth:
Studying well, not being afraid of anything.
Then a girl enters the stage in a toy car. She paints her lips, talks on the phone and nearly knocks the boys off.
First:
Hey look ahead girlfriend
You crash and it will be tight.
Second:
Hurry, brain, turn on
Don't be distracted while driving.
A girl in a short skirt with high heels gets out of the car.
Girl:
What is most important for a girl?
Salons, restaurants and cinema,
Fans, money wagon,
A million fragrant roses.
Third boy:
But what about studying? After all, you have to learn!
Nobody wants to marry a stupid one.
First:
You won't achieve anything with this approach,
You will plunge into the sea of sadness and longing.
Second:
If you take up your mind as soon as possible,
You're going to get back to college sooner.
The third:
Career, love and honor await you,
With work, of course, you will be lucky.
Girl:
I understood everything, guys,
I need to get a diploma.
I'll ride carefully
Everything is possible in this life!
Video: Funny scenes on March 8 for universities
Funny scenes for adults
All kinds of miniatures, comic performances, funny scenes are suitable for corporate events, as well as for celebrating International Women's Day with friends.
Miniature "Husband, Wife, Neighbor and Teapot"
The tipsy husband comes home on March 8 with a bouquet of flowers. The wife hides her lover in a towel on the balcony and meets her husband with a frying pan in his hands.
Husband:
Now he will definitely beat.
Wife:
It's cold outside, and your lover is on the balcony. I'll run and see how he is there.
Husband:
She ran to the balcony. Maybe he wants to take a hammer? (Runs after her)
Here the kettle (also played by a man) begins to boil and whistle loudly. The husband, before reaching the balcony, returns to the kettle. At this time, the lover jumps out of the balcony and runs away straight from the apartment in a towel. The wife comes up to her husband with a teapot, takes flowers, hugs her husband.
Voice behind the scene:
Let your love be as strong as a frying pan and fragrant like flowers. And so that there are no lovers and mistresses in your life, but an understanding kettle that will always come to the rescue!
Scene "Car for your beloved"
Leading:
On March 8, all men want to make some special gif.webpt for their beloved women. Imagine how happy the wife will be when she gets her own car for the holiday! Our scientists have developed a super-car designed specifically for women and named it the woman-car. A presentation of this miracle technique will take place today.
Scientists in white coats appear on the stage.
First scientist:
We present a unique woman car that has no analogues in the whole world.
Second:
The woman's car is being refueled with one glass of martini.
First:
True, sometimes he confuses right and left, but he knows how to clap his eyes, for which everything immediately says goodbye to the car.
Second:
The car has a special illuminated mirror and a compartment for various cosmetics: here you can put lipsticks, and here shadows and powder will fit.
First:
You can repaint the car light or dark depending on your mood.
Second:
The car can also change color to match a purse or manicure.
First:
Chanson never plays in the radio, you will not hear stupid male jokes about female logic.
Second:
Tuning is required twice a year, but more often.
First:
The downside to the woman car is that it looks great on radar.
Second:
During the trip, you can get a manicure and pedicure, for which a special device is built into the pedals and steering wheel.
First:
The steering wheel in the car looks like a chic male torso.
Second:
The car itself drives to shopping centers, where sales have begun and new fashion collections have appeared.
First:
In the basic configuration there is a pink pillow, pink glass cloths, a pink snow brush and a "Goddess" license plate.
Second:
The service coupon is at the same time an unlimited subscription to beauty salons, fitness clubs and spa centers.
First:
Men, do you still think what to give your loved ones on March 8? A woman's car is the best gif.webpt for every girl.
Everyone tries to meet March 8 in a festive mood, organize a fun event and bring joy to girls, girls, women. Cool scenes will perfectly fit into any concert and will charge the audience with positive.
