There are many ways to draw attention to your person on social media. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add yourself likes and subscribers, originally congratulating the virtual community on the holiday, but, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.
Cool statuses for guys and men
Good Santa Claus, give me the first installment. Santa Claus, besides laughing, pay off my mortgage.
A Christmas tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, you part without a scandal. And she does not demand her gif.webpts back!
New Year is such an amazing time when you eat Olivier salad, tangerines, champagne and hopes that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcoholic supplies will still remain.
Time to tie up with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what does excess cholesterol and sugar in fruits bring people in just one night?
A difficult task is to prove to the children that you are the real Santa Claus and to convince your wife that you can't even pull off a fake one.
Answer the question "What is good and what is bad?" in the New Year is difficult. He did everything well: he took a walk, drank, fell asleep under the tree - bad the next day. And if January 1 is good, it means that New Year was celebrated very badly.
Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and get everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.
A man goes through three stages of his relationship to Santa Claus: you believe and wait; no need for a grandfather, I want a Snow Maiden; you yourself are Santa Claus and advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.
New Year's to-do list: spend the Old Year; celebrate New Year; meet the old new year. Some kind of vicious circle turns out.
You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. On January 1, put up a Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.
Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour as a missing Olivier? Where is your New Year mood? " It's time to understand that this is … Mine. Good New Year spirit!
Childhood ended - this is when on New Year's Eve you and your friends begin to dance not around the tree, but around the toilet. Combined, damn the builders, a bathroom!
Four stages of growing up a man: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You yourself are Santa Claus. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, tug at you by the beard and yell: “I knew that you exist!
With the coming of the New Year, the sellers of men's socks and shaving foams begin to rub their hands happily, while the unfortunate guys rush around the city in search of “give me this, I don't know what.
New Year is not an easy time for a man. He tries to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.
I want in the New Year to have almost everything, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three heaped up laptops, three iPhones of the latest model, a suede jacket … also three.
Have you also noticed that for some reason the most delicious water flows from all the taps in the country on January 1?
Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railroad, I will put the status "happy" and never go online again.
The approach of the New Year is felt when tangerine skins start appearing here and there, mixed with beer mugs and glasses of unfinished tea, on your computer desk.
The paradox of the New Year: the food and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.
So many people are sitting on the Internet for the New Year that they used to meet it, and soon we will update it.
Funny New Year statuses for girls
Dear Santa Claus. Please, make it so that in the coming year my neighbors, who have a 24/7 love of music and renovation, suddenly break down all the karaoke and punchers.
Do you know why Santa Claus and Santa Claus are men? Because no woman will allow herself to appear in front of the public in the same outfit every holiday!
Today I have in the fridge "don't eat, this is for the New Year", and tomorrow it will be "eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad."
I am for the division of responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you - me!
A sign of our time: set a funny status for the New Year - you will soon meet the man of your dreams, who will say that all his life he has been looking for a girl who does NOT believe in omens, but has a sense of humor.
If you want everything to be awesome in the New Year, on the night of January 1, put a chocolate without a wrapper under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything in chocolate!
I say to my own: "Darling, give me such a New Year's gif.webpt to remember." Answers: "Are sclerosis pills suitable?" …
Soon I will go on a New Year's diet! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.
As a child, on New Year's Eve, we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for, when, finally, mom and dad leave for a visit.
I love the New Year for taking a break from the stove. First, the gala dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a long lunch.
Santa Claus, buy me a new iPhone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives … Oh, that's it. Buy me money, in short, and then I'll figure it out myself.
I told my husband that I would really like a fur coat for the New Year. Presented … Potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, herring.
Guys absolutely dislike gif.webpts. The limit of their dreams for the New Year is the Snow Maiden in a latex suit, and not the role of a generous Santa Claus with a bag.
I'll give it to Santa Claus in good hands. The third day he sleeps under the tree, takes me for the Snow Maiden and demands to tell where she was. Yes, I don't remember where I was, I met the New Year!
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, grew for itself, grew. Eh, if only the Snow Maiden would bring my boyfriend! And Santa Claus, so be it, let him give the symbol of the year - the Blue Tiger, fulfilling wishes.
I sent out a commercial offer to everyone - Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Joulupukki. But no one wants to take my extra pounds and give it to those in need.
Santa Claus, you probably left on foot last time, because all year I came across only deer. I beg you, this time you go by carriage.
Guys always get the best, not even New Year. The Snow Maiden is young and beautiful, and Santa Claus is old, with a beard and a red nose, which makes one think about his way of life.
