Comic horoscope for the New Year 2022 (year of the Tiger) in verse

Choose your zodiac sign:

  • Aries
  • calf
  • Twins
  • Crayfish
  • Lions
  • Virgins
  • Libra
  • Scorpions
  • Sagittarius
  • Capricorns
  • Aquarians
  • Fish

Aries

Aries is promised by Tigran,
Make a detailed plan!
Let's just say, well, for a week!
And then you will achieve your goals.

Do not deviate one step,
Try to keep the whole plan!
And then great heights,
You will reach this year!

calf

Tiger to every Taurus,
Provide in the egg.
Not. Don't laugh, golden.
Only this is the case.

I need to buy a chicken
Settle in your house.
Become a good friend to her
Have patience. Wait!

Twins

Go to visit in the morning
Tiger promises Gemini.
Early in the morning to visit someone,
Will wait with great pleasure!

You can't miss a visit,
Someone is not sleeping for your sake!
These hikes in the morning
You will be led to great gif.webpts!

Cancer

To wake up from boredom,
Cancers need to star!
To star in the battle of psychics,
Go on tour!

Take a photo with Brad Pitt!
Become everyone's favorite!
Cancers, the year, like the finest hour,
Tiger is giving this time!

a lion

To get to the feast of miracles,
You need to read War and Peace.
Not less than 3 times a year,
From the Tiger to the Lions such an order!

Away and at home, at work.
Oh, fun you will heal!
On vacation, corporate party, no doubt.
Read with joy and mood!

Virgo

To make everything a bunch
Need to start crocheting!
The days will be fun
If you knit socks for everyone.

And if you invent a scarf,
You will pay back your old debts!
The guide will delight you,
If large-scale production
You will have this whole year,
From the Virgo Tiger it expects!

Libra

Tiger advice for Libra,
Always growl without further ado.
After all, the Tiger needs to be honored,
And that's why you need to growl!

In a large crowd of people
You growl even stronger!
And remember, growl that there is urine,
Desirable on Saturday closer to night!

Scorpio

For miracles to happen
You need to reincarnate!
The symbol of the year for the Scorpions,
And then millions are waiting!

Make claws, build-up.
If possible, and a tail!
Striped appearance
The tiger promises you too!
In addition to the predatory gaze,
And Tigrasha will be glad!

Sagittarius

For the Tiger to become generous,
Didn't scratch or bite.
You need to make friends with the tiger.
Find yourself in one cage.

But you need to forget about fear.
Talk heart to heart.
The tiger will understand everything then
In the New Year, Sagittarius will trample!

Capricorn

For good things to happen
We urgently need to learn some more!
Banish Wikipedia,
Well, about five times!

Find the tiger urgently
Tell him everything.
This is Capricorn.
Collected horoscope for the road!

Aquarius

And in the year of the Tiger, Aquarius,
Buy lotteries.
You are in the 22nd year,
You will certainly be lucky!

The millionth buyer.
Op. You are the winner of the prize!
Plenty of room for gif.webpts
Cook it, it will be hot!

A fish

Pisces horoscope is strange:
Doing everything is funny, spontaneous.
The tiger told you to hurry
Embody the impulse of the soul.

Dance at the bus stop
Go to the store with a rifle!
Fishing in the parade
Sing serenades to the neighbors!
Doing everything is funny all year long
And then you're in luck!

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