Jokes for the New Year 2022, funny contests, funny jokes and anecdotes - this is what will fill the festive evening with a good mood and positive. After all, it is not for nothing that they say: as you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it. Therefore, many try to fill the most magical night of the year with fun, joy and laughter.
Especially for you, we have collected the most sparkling jokes, original congratulations, unusual games and hilarious anecdotes so that you can meet the main holiday fully armed.
Fun games for the lazy
After the festive table, there will certainly be a desire to have fun. For those who don't really want to move a lot, we have prepared a list of funny contests and games that will amuse any company:
- Egg Roulette. Men take part in the game. Eggs are laid out on plates according to the number of participants. Players must take turns smashing them against their foreheads. The host must warn the men in advance that one of the eggs is raw, the rest are boiled. The tension builds with each subsequent blow of the egg on the forehead. The trick is that all the eggs are boiled, but the participants will guess about this closer to the end of the game.
- "Who is superfluous." Given: those gathered at the table are in the basket of a balloon that crashes. It is necessary to gradually get rid of ballast, that is, throw one player off the ball. Participants begin to take turns talking about themselves, arguing why his candidacy should remain in the balloon. You can use professional skills, personal achievements, etc. After that, a vote takes place. The one who is thrown out drinks a glass of champagne, and the one who ends up in the basket receives a New Year's gif.webpt.
- "New Year's crocodile". The first participant comes up with a word that is associated with the upcoming holiday (sparklers, Christmas tree, tangerine, gif.webpts, champagne, etc.). And then, without uttering a word, only with facial expressions, gestures and movements he explains to the rest of the participants what he thought. To the participant who guessed it, he whispers a new word in his ear, and the game continues. After several attempts, you can complicate the task: not guessing words, but whole expressions.
- "Hollywood Casting". You need to choose a director who will conduct the "casting". The task of the candidates is to sing the first verse from the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”. But not just sing, but do it as if your tongue hurts very badly, your heel itches unbearably, a brick just fell on your foot, I really want to go to the toilet and other options. The winner is presented with an invitation to Hollywood (can be printed in advance on a printer).
- "Siamese twins". Two participants should hug each other with one hand so that each has one free hand. Having received the task, you need to cope with it, as if their hands are the limbs of one person. For example, peel a tangerine, cut a snowflake out of paper, lace up a shoe, etc.
There are other, no less funny games and contests that will make the holiday atmosphere even more cheerful and cheerful.
For example, the game "Avoiding the truth": the presenter must come up with primitive questions in advance, such as: "What is launched into the sky on New Year's Eve", "What is put under the tree on New Year's Eve", "Who are the children waiting for on New Year's Eve", etc. The task of the participants is to give answers as quickly as possible, but the wrong ones.
Draws for the New Year
Laughter prolongs life, and playing a beloved person is a sweet thing that will make the holiday even more memorable.
We offer several harmless pranks that will cheer you up and your loved ones on the most magical holiday:
- "What a New Year!"Perhaps this is the simplest, but very funny prank: to meet the invited guests in pajamas with a candle in hand and a sleepy look, while saying “What other New Year? Normal people sleep at this time. "
- "In case of a nuclear explosion." Human curiosity is a powerful engine, for this quality there will be all hope. In the room where the celebration will take place, put a small box on a high place (cabinet, for example). It must have a non-opening top and must not have a bottom. Fill a box with confetti and make a noticeable inscription "In case of a nuclear explosion" from a distance. Someone will definitely want to see what's inside this box.
- "Cleaning lady". Requisites: cleaning clothes, a mop, a bucket and a lot of confetti. In the midst of a festive feast, a cleaning lady appears with a bucket filled with water and a mop, begins to really wash the floors, grumbling curses under her breath: they say, all normal people have a holiday, and then go to clean up after everyone. The assistant (a person who knows the essence of the joke) must play along with the cleaner by entering into a justifying dialogue. The cleaning lady continues to clean the room, moving a bucket of water across the floor. At some point, when all the guests are busy with their own business, the bucket needs to be replaced with exactly the same, but filled with confetti. Then the cleaning lady should come up to the guests and say "Here's a holiday for you!" pour a bucket over them. Squeals, screams, screams, laughter and colorful confetti rain are provided.
The classic of the genre is the appearance of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in the midst of the New Year's feast. You can choose one of the invited guests by dressing them in the appropriate outfits.
New Year's jokes at the table
On the night of December 31 to January 1, it is so great to sit at a large table, congratulate each other on the upcoming holiday and have sincere conversations. So why not dilute conversations with funny jokes and fun contests?
We suggest paying attention to several original ways to cheer up those present:
- Toast from the heart. Everyone at the table takes part in this competition. Each one gets up in turn and makes a toast, which begins with the words: "My friends, in the coming year I want to wish you …" and then says three words that begin with the same letter as his name. It will be especially fun when the toast will be made by Yuri, Evgenia and other people with names that are inconvenient for this business.
- Zodiac. The presenter prepares 12 cards with the names of the signs of the Zodiac in advance, distributes them to the invited guests, and then each of them must, without words, use gestures and facial expressions to depict one or another symbol of the Zodiac circle.
- Perfumer. The presenter prepares food and items with a specific and strong smell in advance. The participant is blindfolded and asked to guess by the smell what object the presenter brought to his nose.
- New Year's greetings from the president. The presenter prepares several cards in advance with 5 funny and unusual words (for example: radish, airship, clarinet, worm, toilet, mole, banana, chansonnier, parachute, jellyfish, etc.). Then the selected participants are invited to become the president for a while and wish the country a Happy New Year, using the words that are on the pieces of paper.
Sitting at the festive table, you can come up with unusual contests and comic games that will involve all the invited guests. The main thing is to show your imagination and use the holiday time with benefit.
Toasts and congratulations
Where can we go without them on New Year's Eve ?! An original congratulation or an unusual toast will certainly be appreciated by all those present, so it makes sense to prepare several unusual options in advance:
- “They say: with whom you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it with that. I am sure there is nothing better than spending the whole next year with you. And that's it. Happy New Year!"
- “What does a glass consist of? From the support and the drink bowl. What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.So let us drink so that in the New Year our glasses are filled with exquisite wine, and the bowls of the soul - with wonderful feelings ”.
- “Let's drink to the 365 days ahead, 365 opportunities, 365 miracles that will happen to us and 365 new pages. For the New Year and all that he will give us ”.
- "Let all troubles and problems happen next year on the same day - February 29th."
- “In the New Year, I would like to wish money to everyone present. Let there be exactly as many of them as each of us wishes. Then we'll see who is the greediest here. "
The most important rule is that all congratulations and wishes must be pronounced sincerely, with all your heart. And then they will certainly come true.
Playful predictions
If you have on your shoulders the creation of a festive mood, then the preparations for the next entertainment event will come in handy. We are talking about comic predictions for a fun company on New Year's Eve.
How to organize this business - decide for yourself. You can fold small pieces of paper with bows and decorate the Christmas tree with them - let the guests choose and read comic predictions themselves.
You can arrange the envelopes under the plates in advance - the guests will sit in a chaotic manner, so fate itself will decide what to give to whom in the coming year. Get creative and come up with an unusual way to surprise your guests.
And we will offer several options for original predictions for a fun company:
- “Never ask anyone for anything. Just take it away and let them ask you. And you will think ";
- “Don't borrow. Take it forever ";
- “Don't learn from mistakes. Learn from the trumpet, guitar, piano ”;
- “Don't get drunk at a party. Have a snack so that the owners do not have enough alcohol ”;
- “Don't believe in superstition. Just follow the roads where women with empty buckets and black cats do not walk ”;
- “80% of problems are solved by themselves, and the remaining 20% are not solved at all. So relax and have some tea ”;
- “An unusual year awaits - a round dance will spin in love”.
To make the holiday atmosphere even more magical and mysterious, predictions can be written not on ordinary paper, but on golden or green, cut out in the shape of Christmas trees.
Let your imagination run wild and come up with truly creative predictions so that people who receive them have long puzzled over what the coming year has in store for them.
Short predictions in prose can be put in 1-2 lines, even if they are a little unsaid and mysterious. This is the whole point - the one who received the prediction interprets it the way he wants.
Here are some examples:
- When the old page turns, wait for news from old friends - amazing and eccentric;
- Your plan will come true if you put an old tap in a new apartment: find a painted door;
- Look for the burnt button in the elevator - good days will come with it, and the burnt out number will indicate the required date of the calendar;
- Take care of the lightning, and keep the lock, if it breaks, the rendezvous will break, instead of it the person will smile at you, will call to him;
- A sponsor will be found and fate will smile if the sock breaks in the right place;
- The fortune teller has a special forecast for you: New Year has prepared for you a love hypnosis.
There are a lot of ways to cheer loved ones at the festive table. And funny predictions will create the very atmosphere of magic and mystery.
Fun entertainment for a corporate party
Over the years, the work collective becomes a second family, and on the eve of the most magical holiday, I really want to spend time with colleagues in an informal setting.
In order not to turn the corporate party into an ordinary get-together with a discussion of working moments, it is advisable to prepare a scenario for the evening in advance and come up with original entertainment for a fun company:
- Festive lottery. The invitees first receive a personal number in exchange for a change thrown into the piggy bank at the entrance (the amount is not set - optional). The piggy bank will be the main prize that will be drawn at the end of the evening.Other options for prizes for participants in the festive lottery: the right to make a congratulatory speech, the right to dance with the boss, one extra day off at work, the opportunity to be late for work once, holiday souvenirs, etc.
- Noah's Ark. The number of participants must be even. The more a person takes part, the better. The presenter writes on sheets of paper the names of animals in the amount of 2 pcs. For example, 2 pieces of paper with the word "hare", 2 leaves with the word "giraffe", etc. He folds the pieces of paper, puts them all in his hat and shuffles them. Then he distributes them to each participant in the competition. The task is to find your mate as quickly as possible, without using words, only facial expressions and gestures, sounds made by animals or characteristic behavior. You can write ordinary representatives of the animal world - such as a hare or a cow, but then the participants will quickly find each other. The task becomes more interesting if you write unusual animals, for example: hippopotamus, porcupine, badger, etc.
- TV program. The facilitator prepares cards in advance with a set of unrelated words, for example:
- president, boiler, door, hand, paper clip;
- China, sombrero, car, eraser, dog;
- New Year, mimosa, beaver, rubber, ketchup;
- Santa Claus, herring, blueberry, taxi, emerald;
- chrysanthemum, double bass, aspic, cactus, buddy.
The task of the participants is to come up with a hot news, consisting of one sentence, in which all of the above words must fit. For example: "On New Year's Eve at the Mimosa Zoo, a rare breed of beaver-rubber ate all the ketchup."
- Maternity hospital. Another entertainment for a corporate party that will amuse the audience. Participants must be divided into pairs - a man and a woman. According to the script, the wife gave birth, and the man stands under the windows of the maternity hospital and asks various questions: "Whom did she give birth to?", "How much weight?", "Who do you look like?" etc. The more varied the questions, the better. The girls' task is to give answers, but without words: only with gestures and facial expressions, because nothing can be heard through the windows.
If there are many participants at the table, you can stir up the company with the usual round dance around the Christmas tree, but with some reservations. For example, the participants must depict a round dance in the army, in kindergarten, hold hands, but feet, etc.
Jokes about tigers
What is a holiday without the main symbol of 2022? The year of the Black Water Tiger is coming, which means that at the festive table you should definitely mention the owner and cheer up all the guests who have gathered.
Anecdotes and toasts about a tiger for a fun company are what will defuse the situation and make it even more joyful:
An eagle with an eagle and little chicks lived on a high mountain. Somehow the eagle decided to check on his wife, put on a tiger skin and crept up to the nest. The eagle, seeing the striped predator, was not frightened, but immediately rushed at the intruder. She tore at him with her claws, beat him with her wings and pecked furiously, and then threw him off the mountain. So let's drink so that our eagles always recognize us, no matter how we come to our house.
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The daughter complained to her mother that her relationship with her husband was not going well. The wise woman replied, "Bring me some tiger's whiskers and I will fix the situation." The girl took a piece of meat and went into the forest and waited for the tiger. After a while, a predator appeared, he wanted to rush at the girl, but she threw him a piece of meat and ran away.
The situation repeated itself several times: the tiger gradually got used to the young woman and even began to take meat from her hands. Then she contrived and pulled out a few mustache. Having given them to her mother, she heard in response: “You were able to tame the predator. Now go and tame your husband with tenderness and affection - as you can. And remember: a tiger lives in every man. " So let us drink to our wives and for the tigers sleeping in each of us to surrender to their tenderness.
And now the jokes that will amuse the company and create a relaxed atmosphere:
Two tigers are talking:
- Did you notice that the audience today is kind of completely gloomy?
- Yeah, so let's cheer.Moreover, the fence is not high …
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A blonde and a brunette are walking through the jungle. Suddenly a tiger appears from behind the bushes. The brunette, realizing, quickly throws a handful of sand into his eyes and climbs a tree. From there he shouts to the blonde:
- Get in quickly, otherwise he will devour you now!
And she replies:
- What for? I didn't throw sand at him.
Funny new year jokes
Having gathered in a friendly company at the New Year's table, you should joke a lot, tell funny things and cheer each other up in every possible way:
- According to mobile operators, among all New Year messages, the text is leading: “Thank you! And who is it?"
- This year, the parents let go to celebrate the New Year with friends. But after my mother found a shopping list in my pants, for some reason she and my father decided to join our company.
- Deciding to save on New Year's expenses, Dad went to the forest to cut down the tree. As a result, the whole family saved - the holiday passed without dad.
- On New Year's Eve, the city administration decided to save money on street decorations … Now traffic lights blink 10 times more often.
New Year is a time of magic, fulfillment and making wishes. Believe in a miracle and do not let go of the good mood in your life.
