Comic predictions for the New Year 2022 are a great solution to spend an evening with humor. They will improve the mood, and the holiday will definitely be remembered for a long time. How to properly prepare, design and present comic prophecies - you will learn from this article.
Preparation for the holiday
New Year's predictions have become popular now. The bottom line is as follows. One of those present takes out a note from the box and gives it to the presenter. He reads a funny prediction aloud. The guests laugh. It is important that the predictions are funny, but do not offend the guests.
Comic predictions are fun to cheer up and don't need to be taken seriously. So that none of your friends and guests are offended, pick up good wishes. Fortune-telling games will be appropriate both with the family, and at corporate parties, and at a children's feast. But consider the age of the players when writing wishes.
Predictions hide:
- in cookies;
- in balloons;
- in candy;
- under the plates and so on.
It also matters how the game is presented. Consider these factors:
- number of persons;
- features of the character of those present;
- Zodiac signs.
If there are not many guests in the company, then make individual predictions.
Making comic predictions
Print the predictions on colored paper. It is good if there is an opportunity not only to present the text on paper, but also to arrange it beautifully. Use these ideas:
- stick the printouts on colored cardboard;
- place the pieces of paper in colored balloons;
- roll the pieces of paper into a tube, tie them with bright ribbons and hang them on the Christmas tree;
- present the printouts in a beautiful box so that each of those present can get a piece of paper out of it himself.
Funny predictions for the New Year 2022
2022 is the year of the Tiger. It is an attractive, noble and independent animal. The forecast for the year of the Tiger promises to be interesting:
- For a long time, the Tiger rocked, pumping the press. And in biceps, and in society, you will gain weight!
- In the Year of the Tiger, happiness and success will await us all.
- In the year of the Tiger - says the Oracle - be mighty as Hercules.
- Expect income and vacation time to rise during the warmer months.
- The patron of the year - the brave Tiger is always used to winning only.
- The tiger will bring good luck and banknotes to boot.
- Feel free to take the pitchfork - row the grandmother with all your might!
- Cheerful, as you will have today all year.
- Everything you wanted, the brave Tiger will bring you.
- May the cute Tiger bring you new love and happiness.
- Play for high stakes, ahead of the game - this is the only way in the Year of the Tiger.
- Down with orders and manners - Tigers know nothing about the measure.
- The tiger will bring big changes, relieve resentment and disbelief.
- In the Tiger year with love, be careful.
- Hard work and zeal will lead to achievements.
Short comic predictions
Short funny predictions will cheer and cheer you up.
- You will get up every day at 6 in the morning - you will no longer be late for work.
- How many sweets you eat on New Year's Eve, so many desires will come true.
- You will find many entertaining and exciting … household chores.
- This year you will meet great love - 100 kilograms.
- As you strive up the career ladder, remember that the higher, the more painful it is to fall.
- You will succeed.
- Listen … Do you hear? It was your ill-wishers who burst.
- A barbaric attack is being prepared on you. Happiness and luck are already rushing to you. It is pointless to resist.
- All everyday troubles can be overcome.
- It's time to say goodbye to the old and get to know the unknown.
- Cakes, sweets and other small joys are waiting for you.
- You will kick the bad habit … and acquire two new ones.
- If you declare war on your couch, then your dreams will take on power.
Predictions in pictures
Picture predictions look very nice.There are tons of ready-made templates in this collection. Download pictures, print and cut.
Cookie predictions
Present fortune notes in cookies in an unusual way. All guests will choose a cookie and read aloud what awaits them. This fun pastime is perfect for celebrating with your family.
Here are examples of phrases suitable for serving in cookies:
- if today you fell into childhood, then you will soon receive an inheritance;
- if you do not turn from your path, you will collect many gif.webpts of fate;
- keep your personal style - you will have a car;
- if a turkey suddenly bites, then wait for a laptop as a gif.webpt;
- hear the cry of a parrot from the cage, it's time to go on a diet, leave sweets;
- if you receive a blow on the forehead, a new gif.webpt will open;
- if a bird knocks on the window, it means that luck is in a great hurry to you;
- if there is comfort around, then incomes will instantly increase;
- there will be a lot of impressions, a long journey awaits you;
- We wish you not to be sad in vain, faithful friends are waiting for you;
- only you are so lucky, the love of your life is waiting for you;
- if you don't be lazy anymore, you can achieve a lot in life.
Funny predictions in verse
This section contains funny predictions in verse. Such prophecies are suitable for a group of friends or a family feast.
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This year happiness awaits you,
Everything will turn differently.
Everything will go differently
Luck will definitely smile.
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You will work a lot
But your dreams will come true.
And in the summer - to the sea for a long time,
Where is the sun, food and flowers.
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To make the year perfect,
Be energetic.
At work, success expects
But the boss will prevent you from relaxing.
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There will be a raise in salary
But closer to spring.
So that there are no payment debts,
Be twice as careful.
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Meet the New Year
In a fun team.
Lead a round dance -
And the year will be happy.
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Expect a change
Prepare for them gradually.
Always believe in the best
Never be sad!
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You are worthy of a promotion
Everything will tell you without a doubt.
At home you are also held in high esteem,
You won't let anyone down.
Predictions on pieces of paper for children
How to entertain the kids for a holiday? Try funny New Year prophecies for kids:
- If you sleep a little, then you will not become big.
- You need to listen to mom and dad and not be the most stubborn.
- There will be fun, laughter and a lot of carousels waiting for you.
- A surprise is waiting for you, my friend, and a prize is waiting for you soon.
- Stop being lazy, my friend, you need to work more.
- A new record in sports awaits you this year.
- Help mom more and her wish will come true.
- If you are naughty, then you can forget about sweets.
- If you behave yourself, then you will go on a trip.
- If you eat porridge, then everyone will listen to you.
Fortune telling in notes for schoolchildren
In schools, before the holiday, events are held where cool fortune-telling with instructions will come in handy:
- the upcoming New Year will bring a bunch of gif.webpts;
- good grades in school are expected, and let failures march forward to others;
- move boldly forward, a lot of happiness awaits you;
- do sports more often, get rid of diseases;
- your cherished dream will come true, and the piggy bank will noticeably replenish;
- you will have a dog, the whole family will love it deeply;
- if you respect your elders, you will attract happiness;
- you will receive a lot of cups and awards, you will be very happy and glad;
- if you read a lot, then you can become the smartest;
- popularity and major success awaits, you will become the first and best of all!
Cool predictions for a fun company
A selection of prophecies for a fun company will help diversify the evening:
- By giving your beloved a luxurious gif.webpt for the New Year, you will ensure yourself a quiet life until March 8.
- Do not overeat, otherwise an increase in priests cannot be avoided.
- Expect attacks … success. Run away will not work.
- You should not be afraid that your friends will forget about you, especially those to whom you owe money.
- Do not confuse the inner shaft with the butt awl.
- In order not to get bored, sing romances, you will do it better than your finances.
- In order not to be in crime reports, do not mix cognac and vodka.
- If you still pour yourself and those sitting next to you, then the loss in time and space cannot be avoided.
- In the coming year, you have to broaden your horizons and become more patient - you have to do your homework with your child.
- This year you will have many exciting trips … to the dacha, to the market, and to work, of course.
Predictions for colleagues and corporate parties
If you are going to celebrate the New Year with colleagues, then prophecies with humor will be appropriate for a corporate party:
- Soon you will be promoted, because our company is moving to the floor above.
- Your stack is magical, it will reveal your hidden potential to the chef.
- Want to go on vacation? A business trip in the summer is already in store for you.
- If you become cheerful and energetic, then this year will be great for you.
- A trip abroad is waiting for you, you can still fall in love.
- A plane ticket and an attractive pilot are waiting for you.
- You have a lot of health, you do not get sick at all and in the summer at sea, like a black man to sunbathe.
- Expect huge bouquets, as well as beautiful presents.
- Let the bad pass by, everything will be fixable for you.
- Wonderful gif.webpts, magical surprises and the execution of small whims.
- If you fall in love often, you will look 20 years younger.
- Drive away sadness and longing, happiness will come to you this year!
- May this year be generous and bring a lot of money.
Cool predictions in the year of the Tiger 2022 by zodiac sign
Predictions for the signs of the zodiac are read without drawing. The presenter calls the sign and the representatives of this sign raise their hand, after which the presenter reads the text.
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In the New Year, the Tiger promises Aries
Watch the series love.
Success awaits at work
And the budget will be replenished.
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Tiger promises for Taurus
Liberation from the shackles.
Although your desires are modest,
The opportunities will be enormous.
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The Tiger broadcasts to the Twins
In life, a powerful action movie!
Happiness will aim
You will be captured by him.
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Cancers in the coming year
The tiger had no worries.
The year is calm, without barriers,
But do not back down.
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The tiger will not argue with the Lions
They are lucky, luck loves.
Leo will receive the year of the Tiger
Popularity among virgins.
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Virgo Tiger gives advice:
Use the internet more often.
Wedding, partying and fun again
This year will be tormented by a hangover.
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For Libra, love breaks at the door.
Tiger brought a bag of money.
It will turn out to achieve the goal,
There will be no reason to cry.
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In the year of the Tiger, Scorpio
Money like Pharaoh.
They won't have to bite
And luck will smile.
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On Sagittarius Tiger this year
Will make a cool raid.
In love adventures
Lucky without exception.
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In the Tiger year at Capricorn
There will be a lot of money.
Will not have time to look back,
How to do 100 things.
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In the year of the Tiger, you, Aquarius,
Ideas will come.
In the Tiger year with Aquarius
More fun every day.
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A red Tiger promises a sea of positive for Pisces,
Rivers of happiness and goodness, a lot of money and warmth.
Do not try to be shy
People need to open up.
Comic predictions for the New Year 2022 are a good pastime for any company. Remember that there is some truth in every joke, but don't take the game too seriously.
