On the long-awaited New Year's holiday, we are always looking for games and jokes with which we will entertain our guests. In the year of the Rooster, jokes of a cocky character, games for dexterity, accuracy, strength and, of course, a comic horoscope will be relevant. Usually, guests are not offended by jokes, since their mood is already perfected by sparkling wine, so they should be served exclusively to the “warmed up” audience. Here is our comic horoscope for the signs of the zodiac (two variants of predictions for each sign).
Choose your zodiac sign:
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Aries
Aries, our dear friend,
Happy New Year to you with a soul
Petya prophesies money,
Zarya in the garden, you are this money,
So that no one finds them there,
Banknotes, so that the harvest sprouts!
Master of the year from the heart
Wishes for his neighbor
Living all year long is completely comfortable!
calf
New Year prophesies to you
Happy days and nights!
Cool car and mobile
And if not, he will take by force!
After all, you are Taurus, our hero,
The rooster bypasses you!
And for women, forget the pretense!
Be simpler and kinder.
It will be more fun for you to live!
And then all of you are around
They will invite you to your house for a drink!
Twins
Have fun Gemini
Everything will be fine!
Everyone will be full, healthy,
In the year of the Red Rooster!
You are light on character,
Roosters adore you!
Says Gemini,
Good luck awaits in the coming year,
And a sea of blooming smiles!
The main thing is, do not get carried away
Be wary of spending money!
Cancer
Horoscope playful Cancer
He says - don't get into a fight,
In order not to suffer in it,
New Year is fun to celebrate!
Or else to the bottom with you
You will be carried away by the water one!
Cancer of the most different
He prophesies and a lot of money,
To pay the way to Tai!
Not alone, but with your beloved,
Or not alone, but with a man!
a lion
Our Rooster respects the lion
He only wishes him happiness,
Although he does not really like predators,
But he will not touch the lion in his year!
You will not miss yours!
The horoscope tells you to hurry
Save yourself some cabbage!
Invite friends to a holiday
And it's hearty to treat them all!
Virgo
Our Virgin deserved happiness,
There is so much to do for the Rooster:
And feed and pamper chickens,
He is ready to reward her!
Virgo will not have luck in the year:
I overcooked all the chickens
I left the cock with nothing!
The owner of the year is offended at her,
Dev will have a year just sit out!
Libra
Our wonderful Libra
All of unprecedented beauty
They will have a lot of happiness
And they will pass their misfortunes!
Very lucky for them
On this wonderful New Year!
The horoscope advises you
Otherwise the routine will suck you in
And you will be left without boots!
Scorpio
Scorpio, you are great
And always a fighter in everything!
But you can bite yourself
Try to be careful!
And also a cool car to boot
The New Year will give Scorpio,
If he can handle it without loss!
They will envy terribly around
Even the circle of friends will diminish!
Sagittarius
Comic horoscope for Sagittarius.
He predicts to our daredevil
Start living economically
And dig up on vacation!
To have a good time there,
Well, look decent!
He does not offend him
They are both fiery,
To while away their days together!
Use the sagittarius soon,
While the good Rooster is a daring!
Capricorn
Capricorn's New Year
There will be a miracle at the doorstep
Quickly make a wish
And send Santa Claus!
Don't show your horn
Or else the Scarlet Rooster
Will give you little money!
Then luck will not come
And you can't buy a house and a summer cottage.
Aquarius
Aquarius, our Aquarius
Do not pour water in vain,
Not that next year
You will bring yourself trouble
You will have to live without food
No clothes or water.
In the year will be in the New,
Because with the Rooster,
He is always at the same time!
Fish
Pisces is prophesied in the New Year
So that from the influx of passions,
The fish didn't go drowning,
Agree among ourselves!
Otherwise they will fight
They will gnaw without teeth!
There will be few mistakes
Just beware of alcohol
And don't rush into his pool!
