To amaze the relatives, colleagues and friends gathered at the festive table with your eloquence and wit is worth a lot. You will instantly earn the status of the soul of the company. But for this purpose, the worn-out texts of congratulations and "bearded" anecdotes are not entirely suitable. Better to use the unique and freshest funny and hilarious New Year's toasts that you will find in this article.
In this article:
- For friends;
- For the family circle;
- For colleagues.
Cool toasts for the New Year for friends
“Once Santa Claus made his own helper, a snowman, and he still had a small snowball. “What else are you blind to, my friend? - asked Santa Claus. The snowman thought: there are hands, there are legs, there is a head, even a carrot nose is there. Then he said: "Blind me happiness!" But Santa Claus, who had seen a lot in his lifetime, knew that everyone has their own happiness and said: "There is snow on you, blind your own happiness." So let in the coming year we have the opportunity to mold our happiness the way each of us imagines it. "
“As a child, I realized that Santa Claus and Snegurochka are amazing characters who do not get sick, do not age, and do not suffer from depression. And they also, despite all the defaults, inflation and economic crises, always have money for a bag of gif.webpts. Therefore, instead of a tricky New Year's toast, I will say briefly and banally - so that we live like this! For health, youthfulness of soul and financial stability. "“In Brazil, where there are many, many wild monkeys, there is a glorious tradition of seeing off the old year. Residents of this country on the eve of the holiday throw out of their windows all the things that they do not need or are tired of over the past year. Of course, we are not wasteful Brazilians, but economic Russians. Therefore, I propose to throw out old grievances, bad thoughts, envy, ingratitude, pride from my soul. And let's raise our glasses so that 2018 New Year is lived not worse, but better than the previous one! "“When we were children, our parents called us dreamers and maximalists. We've grown up a long time ago to be tough and boring adults. But today I propose to plunge into that glorious time for a moment. And as the most avid maximalist and dreamer in our company, I propose to raise a toast so that in the New Year all bottles are endless, glasses are bottomless, men are generous, women are supportive, bosses are friendly, cars are reliable, feelings are sincere, and happiness is hopeless. "They say that friends are known in trouble. This is because trouble comes into the house without warning and not every person is ready for a bad turn of events. Then friends come to the rescue. But I will tell you a secret, it is not difficult to come to the aid of people in trouble, it is difficult to stay with friends in joy. The human factor leads us to the fact that we know how to empathize with trouble, because this does not concern us. But staying a friend and looking at someone else's happiness is difficult, especially when your own life is arranged a little worse. I wish you to find friends who will stay with you no matter the situation. Even at the happiest moment of your life, let human envy pass you by, and only pure-hearted people will remain by your side! May they be faithful in sorrow and in joy, like the symbol of 2018!“Every December, like in childhood, we dream of more snow falling. The weather does not always meet us halfway - lately, more and more often we have to pick up not a shovel, but a rake. But today I want to wish you that in the coming year each of you put aside the old rakes as unnecessary, which you periodically step on (and some of us even dance on them non-stop), and pick up a big, big shovel, which if not snow, but money will row. For welfare! "New toasts for the New Year 2022 are already waiting for you at the specified link!
Funny New Years toasts in the bosom of the family
“Dear family, I wish you a Happy New Year of the Dog. I hope that this devoted animal will reward us with love for our neighbors, the ability to defend our interests and fighting enthusiasm.I wish you dog loyalty, puppy tenderness, love and a sweet bone under every tree! "
“Dear household members, I wish you a Happy New Year! And let everyone, on this magical night, receive what he lacks most: the generosity of Santa Claus, the cheerful disposition of Santa Claus, the slenderness of the Snow Maiden, the diligence and diligence of the elves, the softness and fluffiness of the Snowman. And the best gif.webpt will be the wisdom of reindeer, who in any situation find food, shelter and quite decent living conditions! "“Once his disciples came to the sage and asked, looking at the horseshoe hanging over the entrance:“ Teacher, do you really believe that some piece of iron can bring good luck? ” To which the sage replied: "Personally, I do not believe in it, but it brings good luck, regardless of whether I believe in it or not." I suggest a toast to your luck. If in the New Year we suddenly lose faith in her, let her still believe that she must come to our house! "“I read here the recommendations of a famous astrologer. He writes that for those who meet the Year of the Dog in the family circle, the whole New Year will be accompanied by success, luck and happiness. I am not an astrologer, but I also have something to say. Those who have the opportunity to meet the year not only of the Dog, but also of the Rabbit, Bull, Dragon, etc. surrounded by relatives and friends - they are already the most successful, lucky and happy. For our family! "“The New Year plays on contrasts. When it is frosty, snowfall and impenetrable darkness outside, the houses are warm and cheerful, the lights of decorated Christmas trees sparkle, the festive table is set. I want to raise a glass so that in the coming year, no matter what storms rage outside the window, we will always be comfortable and light. For good weather in the house! "“Patience and work once made a man out of a monkey. Much later, the proverb began to circulate among the people that patience and work would grind everything. But today, on the eve of the New Year, I want to paraphrase these historical facts and proverbs and say so. Patience and work are what we love our moms and dads for, because even when we grow up, they sometimes have to endure no less from us than when we were still little monkeys. Being a parent is a real job. For you, dear mom and dad! "Dear friends! We gathered with you at an almost round table, almost on an even New Year's date, almost at midnight, with an almost even number of people! So let everything in our life be not "almost anything", but very much even whole! Let this word never sound in our life and life does not give us half-hearted positive impressions, but only full and large ones!Merry toasts for the New Year's corporate party
“Dear colleagues, I congratulate you on the coming Year of the Dog. The Rooster leaves us, whose bragging and boasting brought on problems and unforeseen expenses. The Dog has other priorities: a bushy tail flaunts at the place for adventures, strong teeth are there for protection from adversity, and a sweet bone is buried under each tree. Let's drink to have it all. And may the Earth Dog fulfill your desires! "
“So, colleagues, the New Year is coming. I wish you sparkling happiness, like a glass of champagne; premiums - how many months in a year; plans like Napoleon's; successes and achievements, like stars in the sky; lifestyle, like Santa Claus - always cheerful, has money for gif.webpts, in a beautiful fur coat, on personal transport and with a wonderful companion. "“We all taught at school how, in times immemorial and untainted by civilization, labor turned a monkey into a man. And today, when the year of this animal is leaving, let's raise our glasses so that we remain human, and even after the end of the New Year's holidays, none of us turned back into a monkey. For a sense of proportion! "“It turned out so fortunately that we work together and have already become one big family. We are united by one goal - the success of our company, in the achievement of each of us, each invests his important contribution.But despite the fact that we are all small cogs of one large, well-coordinated mechanism, each of us remains an individual with our own interests, aspirations and cockroaches in our heads. I want to raise a glass so that in the New Year, for us together and each separately, nothing is impossible. May our dreams and desires come true, and those that have already come true - again desired! "Once upon a time there were three men, one had a faithful wife, and he was pleased with this situation. The second did not have a wife, but he had a mistress and was also pleased with his fate. But the third had both a wife and a mistress, but sadness did not leave his face. Every day he listened to scandal after scandal from his wife, then from his mistress and there was no rest for him! I wish you in the Year of the Dog to determine for yourself which path you have chosen in this life and find your peace! And that on this path only joy awaited you!
