We all come from our childhood. And even in adulthood, the behavior of children is not alien to us. Riddles and puzzles are loved by both. But a more mature audience isn't surprised by questions for toddlers. New Year's riddles for adults are suitable for any overage company. For those who do not like outdoor games or, conversely, for those who are tired and want to sit.
We have prepared riddles both in verse and in prose, all of them with answers. Sometimes you have to break your head, and sometimes the answers suggest themselves instead of the final rhyme. These, of course, are the easiest to guess.
Riddles in verse
We insert a stick into the hole,
She's like a lifesaver
Hole sizes are all
It's not a sin to darn a stick!
(needle)
If it's hot, it cools
You can't take it with your hands - it hangs,
And if you touch it, it's worth it.
(Shower)The chess player plans a move,
The lady wears on the body,
They maneuver on it in hockey,
A Jew bears out her brain for everyone. (Combination).There is such a riddle:
The lady is sweating for the future,
As soon as it hits
He is between the lady's legs.
(exercise bike)Carries the earth all day
Feet in the manure
The back is tanned
Is your tummy white?
(gardener)Hairy head
Cook - a delicacy for everyone
We will gnaw it deftly
And without any visible interference!
(corn)It is small in size,
You take it dry in your hands,
In a minute it's already wet
And everyone gets pleasure from it!
(tea bag)I have no hands
Stands clearly upright
And as soon as you take it in your hands,
You will find its softness.
(plasticine)To work with the language
First you need to remove the cover.
(popsicle)Who gets in the way of the genie
Come into your own power?
(tonic).This body is beautiful, solid
But you can't pull on him!
It sinks into a soft body
Do the balls dangle at the end?
(earrings)Is it black all around, red in the middle?
(radishes in the ground) Is it black around, red in the middle?
(louboutins).Hangs on the wall
On "A" it starts.
(climber)To enter the soft,
It is necessary to approach from behind.
(slippers)We are daring guys
We love genital crevices
(cockroaches)I'm sitting in a red car
And behind the zebra clung,
It is spinning around, the animals are different,
Where did I wake up from a hangover?
(carousel)
Rhymes with rhymed answers
Bodies when they meet together
When the hairs close
Everything freezes in a person
What it is? (eyelids).
The sheet on the wall
They opened it a long time ago
What is this? Of course … (movie).Through the genital crevices skillfully
Go through a favorite thing,
Sexual affairs
Tell me, who am I? (broom)Fire, water, copper pipes
In the morning sick and pale faces,
The body is damaged
While we were driving … (moonshine).He owns me at night
We haven't slept with him for a long time.
He loves to do everything with light,
And it is called … (the Internet).
Riddles for adults in prose
- The word in which you can find forty "A".
- 90 then 60 then 90, think it's a model? No, that's how I'm going if I see a traffic policeman in front of me.
- Men scratch eggs in the morning, and women? (eyes)
- What do we get with a broken air conditioner? (Striptease)
- What do naive people wear instead of earrings? (noodles).
- He's not patty, but he has both onions and eggs (Robin Hood).
- Often puts eggs in water, but not the cook? (diver)
- Guess the three-letter word, with the letter "X": He always stands, but will he finish, immediately bow down? (chorus).
The more interesting the questions are, the more fun the answers will be. That is why you should reread them as much as possible in order to choose the best ones. You can entertain any audience with New Year's riddles for adults. They are both funny and funny, and at the same time, they make people think to the best of their promiscuity.
