Win-win New Year's lottery for adults in verse: funny and funny

A lottery must be included in the New Year's entertainment program for an older audience. A win-win New Year's lottery for adults is both a reason to laugh, and use your brains, to receive an incentive prize for everything.

Lottery rules

  • The lottery for a fun company is very simple. You need to write riddle poems on small pieces of paper. Roll them up in a tube and put them in a box or hat. You can use pretty pictures or postcards, on the back of which you can write words.
  • Choose a presenter who will walk with a hat and read poetry. It can be either one person or two.
  • It is necessary to take turns to walk to the player, so that he draws out one of them, and then read the text. Lottery tickets must be well mixed before each participant.
  • The presenter must read a poem with expression, but before the last word stop, the one who pulled out the piece of paper must guess. It is strictly forbidden to prompt him.
  • Give out a prize.
  • And if this does not seem enough, you can guess other New Year's riddles for adults.

Poems for New Year's lottery tickets

Products so that they do not run away from hands,
When you visited the supermarket.
To combine the spent budget,
You won this package.

To defeat the coronavirus,
And to tighten the control over the virus.
To make the bacteria live sadly,
You get this soap.

To catch the light
Don't wait with a magnifying glass in the heat
So as not to drown in ingenuity,
We give this lighter.

Powder, this is a mixture!
There is no crime here.
Fights sleep in the morning
This is three-in-one coffee!

We've got a pretty catch
From positive, kind words.
So that there is an abundance of joy,
Your winnings are a postcard!

Its direct application,
You will be relieved!
This win is for the good,
Toilet paper.

Of course, you can't fly on it,
They can pick something up easily.
Will raise 100%, no doubt
This item is any mood!
(balloon)

He is tenacious, has a grip,
Eliminate the problem in an instant,
This is definitely not cement.
Receive the Moment glue.

Poisoning, drinking,
Will wash away the negative in the trash!
The result is guaranteed,
Activated charcoal!

The remedy is as old as the world,
If a vampire overtook you.
The generous will give him a kick,
The most famous garlic.

Do not deny yourself anything
And take the money soon.
These paper bills
They will not lead to an adventure.
(napkins like bills)

This lottery is a guest
Certainly not a nail program.
But this is a nail, hurry up,
And get your winnings.

Many reasons
Take chlorhexidine with you.
Well, what is it,
Google will reveal the secret to you!

There is no rhyme for this word.
This will be my answer.
Receive without preamble,
And play with the sunny hare.
(mirror)

Save up for an apartment
Get the piggy bank.
And for those who are still in the tank.
You are now the owner of the bank!

A restful sleep is waiting for you
If you protect yourself
And of course your ears
We give you … (earplugs).

To captivate everyone with a smile
So as not to hinder your laughter,
So that the smile is not "sick",
You need … (toothpaste)We don't care about sanctions
We want to sunbathe
So that the flight is comfortable
We give a personal … (plane).
(toy)They never go out of style
And they will not get dusty in the chest of drawers,
Close to boots like socks
You don't need to iron … (laces).Wrap ripe berries
And then we will make a hat.
You will know everything in the world
If you read it … (in the newspaper)Again plays deftly in the mouth
Today bald head,
And if you take a bite - oops teeth …
Get … (lollipop).Golden and murmurs
And then my stomach hurts
Make a man happy
Chilly … (A can of beer).To wake up later
So as not to push the buses
So as not to hand over your nerves for pumping,
We give you a taxi of business cards … a pack!
or "we give you a cool car" (children's car).If you can't ride the bus,
And the smells of strangers disturb you.
You will be protected from smells every time
Our gif.webpt (… gas mask).
(or medical mask)All women should have it,
So that a man was not for war,
So that your husband is never gloomy,
Cultivate this sweet … (raisins) in yourself.He is often dirty, and with his hands
A man pulls out of his trousers
Brings to holes and streams,
Runs a thick, thick bloom.
What would not be like this - for future use
We give a clean … (handkerchief).Kohl from ordinary sclerosis
Glucose does not help you,
Only a knot will save you
We give you this … (scarf)
(cervical or nasal)To meet the forefathers
Will go to you sooner
We give you an entrance ticket,
This pack … (cigarettes)To stop the wrinkles creeping,
So that my husband does not leave for no reason
Will take you back to childhood for good,
This wonderful baby … (cream).In fine blond hair
Sausage has been placed,
Will melt in your mouth without embarrassment
Thick trunk of … (corn).You lick a little and it will get up,
Then you must immediately insert
And she will find the holes herself,
And it will save you from worries.
We put the women under the tree
As a gif.webpt … (threads and a needle).

Short poems

Take it with you on your hike.
Always irreplaceable iodine.

To collect the keys in a bunch,
Get your keychain!

Teeth to send to the washerwoman
We give you this gum!

Solemnly I hand you over
Here is this tea bag.

Step by day, here's a flashlight.
Always a reliable calendar.

All thoughts on paper in a pile
This pen will carry you.

A big piston will give a cold
Our fragrant lemon.

A romantic place
Will be with this candle.

The fortress will be bombed once,
If you add juice.

At a holiday, in any compartment,
Like noodles w / n

And to their own, and to foreigners
You always need a towel

He always does not mind sticking
After all, this is a reliable scotch tape.

Fate is the plan today.
Hooray! You have won a glass!

What is strumming here
Oops … These are the keys.

Let the refrigerator keep
This colorful magnet!

To change your gait
We give you a bottle … (vodka)

How to feel like a sultan
Indulge in … (hookah).To buy a cool car
We give you … (a pack of money)
(Souvenir bills)To cover up your nature
We give these to you … (bills).
(souvenir)It will come in handy for bribes
Take cognac … (Napoleon).So that there is peace and harmony in the kitchen
Take on the dishes … (certificate).Why do you need toasts and poems
Take better ka … (perfume).So that in the New Year it was fragrant
We'll give him … (cologne) as soon as possible.So that the press does not disappoint you,
Take the subscription to … (gym)

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