Comic predictions for the New Year 2022 in verse, for adults

Corporate parties at work are a pleasant dilution of the work process. And to make the banquet fun, you can prepare comic predictions for the employees for the New Year 2022. Since the company is an adult, the predictions can also be adults.

Content

  • Predictions for colleagues and co-workers
  • Predictions for friends
  • Fun predictions for the signs of the zodiac

Predictions for colleagues and co-workers

To make the New Year's corporate party leave pleasant memories, prepare pleasant predictions for the coming year for each colleague and necessarily for the boss.

My dear colleague,
You are the most groovy here.
In the new year awaits you
The fish is large in the pond.Promotion,
Faithfulness in love and friendship,
Life without sadness and hassle
The coming year will bring.Increase in wages,
Gaining penates
Meeting your destiny -
For you my dear
The coming year has prepared,
So that you are not upset.Yachts and cars
So that we drive in the new year,
It is necessary together at this very hour
Make a wish at once.
And without unnecessary sentimentality
Everything will be fulfilled instantly.Let the tool be needed
And the client is always obedient
Waiting for you in the coming year.
And adversity will bypass
Results will surpass
The expectations are all yours
The new year will be successful.Colleagues will obey
Offer a lot of strategies
Business up the hill as trample -
This is the alignment that awaits you.The service will be very easy
Each of the orders is accurate.
Both in the water and above the ground
There will be peace for you and me.Defeat competitors
We are without unnecessary sentimentality.
The department will break forward,
A big prize awaits.
This year will be successful
We will hit the jackpot very tasty!Vacation awaits you in the Maldives
There are ebb and flow.
And also a cart of clients
This new year has brought.You will curb your luck
It will be like this, and not otherwise:
For work and patience
The boss will give you a promotion.
You are a very nice person
As a boss, you will be in charge.We will, we will have fun
Singing songs, whistling, dressing up.
After all, the specifics we have -
A holiday to do is everything for you.
Will be the best prediction -
People are new with a job.
We will give them happiness
The buzz is to catch it.It will be smooth at work
The coffee will be delicious, sweet.
And the client is always satisfied
And pay for everything is set up.
In general, you, friend, wait for miracles -
An angel will descend from heaven.New cars will come
There will be new windows
Expansion is coming -
In the coming year.
Chief, for you, after all, a prediction,
Make a wish
So that everything goes well
Made a lot of money.There will be a new office.
Chairs, shelves, internet.
The rise is coming
In the coming year.
Be ready, friend, for everything
What do you need me for:
You will be the main one with us
Request a report once an hour.Coming this year
Will be greedy for trouble
Failures and troubles
If you are not a parasite.
A big profit awaits us all,
Here's the story.Directions, translations,
Documents, flight -
All this awaits the military
In the coming year.
But income on the highest grid,
On the shoulder straps again marks -
This will also bring
For the military, the new year.We pay attention
What is charm
As present here,
Hardly anywhere else.
So we want to say it
There won't be one left.
Love will come in the new year
And the young blood will boil.
We will celebrate the wedding and
Congratulate your colleague.Disperse, by God,
The way for predictions!
You will be happy in the new year
Well, you are very beautiful.
In a wallet from Armani
There will be money in your pocket.
And to you in the coming year
The replenishment is in progress.
We will have a rich chef
And it will raise everyone's salary.Promotion,
Faithfulness in love and friendship,
A wallet full of money
And a bit of luck -
Will bring with him here
Coming this year.We bring the good news -
In the new year we will not be able to count
We are orders and customers,
Let's throw the competitors behind.
We will overtake them in everything
We will enter the top three.
And for this we have immediately
The salary will triple.Better not joke with the chef,
Look at him -
He sits very serious
He is sad and very formidable.
To cheer him up,
We need to pour him a drink.
And say that the new year is
It will bring a lot of money.Get rid of your thoughts
Buy a suit soon -
You will be our new boss.
Why? What a question?
Because Santa Claus
The promotion has brought.There will be clients in the new year,
The competitors will go broke
Profit will flow like a river
Rake with your hand quickly.
Because in the new year
Good luck awaits us.Year 20 is coming to us,
Here's what he brings with him:
Lonely is all love
So that the blood will boil.
Promotion
Those who are very friendly with the boss.
Full wallet of dough
So that life is easy.New Year brings you
Much joyous trouble.
Departure will be soon,
Moving to the new office.
Increase in salary,
A seat in the higher apparatus.
You will be our new boss -
But don't turn your nose up.Boss, you are a very brave guy
Very dexterous and skillful.
Clients love you very much,
And competitors are afraid.
Coming this year
Will bring a lot of money
Deals, meetings, flights -
All pleasant worries.Renewal of the cabinet,
Banquet celebration,
A new key from the apartment
And good luck warm ray -
It brings it all to you
Coming this year.Non-working Saturdays,
Very light reports
For all willing clients
Weakening competitors -
Yes, it will soon be waiting for all of us -
In the coming year.Waiting for you and me in the new year
A sea of joyful worries.
Good luck will be with us
Let's forget the troubles
Will receive profit,
And inspire clients
We are for new achievements
To come to us for a decision.New Year brought with me
Lots of money, and the boss
Fortunately, I didn't believe it right away
I double-checked everything three times
And then he right now
I raised the prize five times.
May it be so in the new year
Let the profit go to us.

Predictions for friends


Give your friends a holiday atmosphere by preparing bright and unusual predictions for them. And do not forget to wish them that everything said will definitely come true.

In the new year you will be
Joy, happiness will not diminish.
There will be a full house of guests
Relationships - passions
Heat and great love.
Catch the prediction.In the new year we are you
Let's get it clean:
Profit will flow like a river
You will be forever young.
A girl to match you
To make it all five!I know you will have
Cool family.
There will be a wife and a daughter,
And two little sons.
Will bring you happiness
Coming this year.I see it will be in the new year
Many joyful worries -
Home and vacation and car
Conquered peaks.
Let there be a big income
And a beautiful steamer.Dear friend, I will tell you:
I value friendship very much.
Prepares a year for you
Your long-awaited trip.
You will conquer mountains
You meet new people.
May everything succeed
The main thing, brother, is not to be shy.I want to tell you
Will be waiting for you soon
Happiness, joy and love
And the blood will swell in the veins.
You will be happy, my friend,
The world around will be a fairy tale.In the new year, your desire
Will exceed all expectations.
Everything will be fulfilled in full -
All dreams, not one.
Happiness will come to your house
And he will take love with him.Friend, do you know that
Has been waiting for you for a long time?
You will buy a car soon
Conquer your peak.
And you will find your love
You will be happy with her again.
You will have joy
You will live, loving the whole world.I will give a prediction
That desire will come true
That which has been in the heart for a long time
Where it’s too dark.
The new year will be happy
Joyful, a little fussy.
But luck will be near
And love is your reward.Friend, I'll tell you a secret:
There is no better friend in the world.
I know what the year is preparing
What will he bring you.
It will be joy, laughter,
And in all matters, success.
There will be a new car
Conquered peak.
A lot of money in the wallet
House key on keychain.I will predict your fate:
You will drive a Porsche.
You will be perfect in sex
Clothes only from Calvin Klyain.
In general, you will be cool
Stylish, trendy, young.In the coming year
I will tell your fate:
Promotion,
Loyalty and good luck in friendship.
Money is a full wallet,
You will be happy, my friend!Here's what I say my friend
The circle will open at night
And will be in hand
From the wealth in the chest
The key is so small.
May happiness be with you.The prediction is ready:
And it promises this:
Joy, happiness and success
Peace and sonorous children's laughter.
You will have a family
You will shine with happiness.Prediction now
I'll open it for you once.
You will be very happy.
Kind, smart and beautiful.
And you will achieve everything
You will be your own king.Friend, I will predict for you
And I'll show you the whole truth.
Expects you
I will say everything, without hiding.
In sex, you will be handsome -
Hot, passionate Italian,
And in the kitchen you will be god
Make a big cake.
You will be the boss at work
So that the income grows as soon as possible.Waiting for you this year
Joy, happiness, peace and takeoff.
At work - a promotion
All desires are fulfilled.
High income awaits you
You won't be lonely.There is a prediction in the new year -
All desires will come true.
There is no end to the girls,
You will live to be a hundred years old.I want to tell you:
You will have to accept
Joy, happiness and success
To amaze you all.You will soon become a champion
And a dream come true.
You will always be happy
Will keep you years old.You will be a hero in the new year
Stand up for the family.
You will be very happy
Your dreams will come true.You will always be beautiful
And smart and very sweet.
In the new year you will be happy
Joyful and beloved.I want to tell you:
You will win soon.
You will be on top
Fly to your dream.You will have a good
Beloved and handsome husband.
Will carry on his hands
To give a fur coat and flowers.
And there will be a god in bed
It will be stately and tall.You will buy a car soon
Conquer your peak.
You win the lottery
You will become better, healthier.
It will all come to you
In the coming year.Will be with you in the new year
Joy, happiness and peace.
And dreams will come true -
You will get married soon.You will be lighter than a light doe,
In a dress made of beautiful fabric.
You will be happy in the new year
You are joyful and beloved.This coming year
Love will come to your house.
And will give a ringing laugh
And in your deeds success.I want to predict for you
Joy in your destiny.
Fulfillment of desires -
The best of predictions.Believe me, a miracle will happen -
You will be happy soon.
I give the prediction
And I tell you:
You are a lucky man and a hero
Girls are always with you
After all, in bed you are skillful
A smart guy, very brave.

Fun predictions for the signs of the zodiac


Zodiac sign predictions are a great way to congratulate your friend on the upcoming holiday. This option is suitable for both employees and friends.

Capricorn

Capricorn's new year
There will be a lot of money.
And in business he is lucky
It will be, whatever one may say.
May luck follow him
Let him bring him a profit.

Aquarius

Aquarius is all right -
The shirts are clean and tidy.
He will be on top
In joy and purity.
And also in his pocket
Full wallet with mani.

Fish

Do not hesitate to let the fish -
The vacation will be in the Caribbean
There will be a full house of happiness
Raise afterwards.
Let the fish have fun -
Sadness does not suit them.

Aries

Although you are very stubborn,
Let's say, rams, we are straight to you:
Don't be afraid of anything
Get your
And go ahead,
You will figure it out later.
New Year will be successful
Profitable, very funny.

calf

We know about you, Taurus,
What an excellent businessman you are -
You will always share everything honestly
You will explain to everyone in a proper way.
For you the coming year
Profit, happiness will bring.
And dreams will come true
Only believe in them and you.

Twins

Although the guys are not simple,
Gold of all trades.
Gemini luck awaits
A new turn in life
Profit and love to the grave
Be both happy.

Cancer

Predicting you cancer
Can compose, master.
He will have success
Happiness, sonorous children's laughter.
Promotion at work
And pleasant worries.

a lion

This sign, it is not simple,
Lion with a golden skin.
His posture is regal,
The look is heavy, weighing from a tank.
But in the future awaits him
Joy and love all year round.
We need to believe in him -
He will get his way.

Virgo

Although this sign is soft,
But in reality, this is not the case.
New year judges victories
New home for you and your neighbor.
And profit awaits you -
In the coming year.

Libra

They are used to measuring everything
Trust your feelings.
Know that you are at the gate
Joy and good luck awaits.
And also success in business,
Believe me, happiness is in the little things.

Scorpio

It's a very difficult sign
Strict, strong, businesslike.
Waiting for his success in business,
He will conquer everyone with his mind.
Happiness will come to his house
And good luck awaits him.

Sagittarius

Although the character is explosive,
He's nice and simple.
In the new year, let this sign
They are worn together in arms.
Let praise be sung to him
Groom, love, cherish.

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