Toasts for the New Year 2021-2022 (year of the Pig) funny in verse

New Year's feasts are perhaps the most fun feasts of the year: corporate parties, gatherings with friends and family feasts - there is so much! And to make the celebrations not only tasty, but also memorable, we have written New Year's toasts in verse for you. They did not forget about the symbol of 2019 - the Pig. Let the playful Pig help you celebrate the New Year on a grand scale!

Drink, drink, drink and drink again!
We are waiting with respect for Piggy!
To be completely in zyuzu!
I propose again to everyone!
Pour it well!
Drain the stack immediately!
So that by the end of the banquet,
Race ahead of the planet!

Inspect everything under the table!
Sing ditties on the table!
You can't find a shower later,
But don't wake up under the bridge!

Let's drink this New Year!
For the Pig that will come to us!
We drink to the festive whiskey!
Happy January!

To make it easy for us to retire,
Do not leave at the age of ninety!
We drink to beer, we drink to vodka,
Good wiring!

To Santa Claus's health!
In order not to catch a splinter!
We drink so that a festive potion
Didn't send us a hangover!

Glasses, shot glasses raise!
Let's start our toasts!
New Year is on the agenda!
Pour the potion into your mouth!

We drink to the Pig, we drink to the barn!
This is just a warm-up!
Now we drink to everything!
Behavior will be forgiven!

We drink to memory, we drink at the expense of:
Let the chic one wait in the bank!
We drink to not be shy
And don't be afraid of a hangover!

Toast to drunken chaos!
A sober mind on sight
Let him take over!
Let's drink to the photo report!

Oh, how the nose still smells
A festive forecast awaits us!
Wind, storm, strong squall,
Let them demolish us on the spot! Toast to screaming!
Read the symbol of the year!
Oink, oink, oink for the New Year!
A happy year awaits all of us!

We go with a glass to the whole table,
In the New Year, we will break through!
Past the sultry weather
Yes, to meet with the New Year!

We got a summons
Have a fun ride!
Dear people,
Let's drink to the New Year!

We will raise a glass for that,
So that the accumulated rush job,
Leave 100% in the past
To live and live luxuriously! To supply energy,
He started dancing with us!
So that the strength of the spirit dances
She did not leave us in the New Year!We do not pass a toast,
Everyone urgently needs
Take the glasses firmly in your hands,
The world to forget the mental anguish!Toast to great fun
A toast to the holiday potion!
A toast for mayonnaise,
The stores have not disappeared.

To make beer cheaper
Life was beautiful!
For a good New Year,
The glass is calling us for a drink!

Between the first and the second,
You're not a hero yet!
I propose to roll
To accumulate alcohol in the blood! So that the cognac frolicked in the veins,
The sea has become knee-deep
So that on this New Year,
Have fun all day long!I want to raise a glass for the New Year
So that we do not have to be bored!
The battery does not sit in the car!
And the phone didn't turn off at the right time!

So that the electricity, sometimes, is not cut off,
So that you don't stay in a traffic jam for half your life!
So that the light always burns at the entrance,
So that the omelet never burns
So that they don't stop selling wine, cognac!
What if not enough? And we have to run …

Let's take a container together in our hands,
Let's drip some funny nectar there!
For the upcoming New Year,
Of course, for the wine and vodka factory!

For the fact that the water is not turned off for us,
So that the neighbors sleep soundly at night!
Plates, cups broke less often
So that we do not hesitate at a crucial moment!

Raise up a filled glass
And we drink to the bottom, so that no one reproaches!
For not catching the lightning somehow,
So that you don't look for a wife from your neighbor!

So that the squirrel does not decide to come to us!
So that she can't find the way to us!
For the moth not to eat a fur coat at home,
For our liver not to hurt!

After all, the main reason is New Year!
For this toast, a glass is already waiting for us!

Uncork the cap,
Pour the potion into the stack!
Cool reason - New Year
We are calling for a drink now!

So that the stomach does not groan!
For the holiday to catch up with us!
Whoever did not call!
The neighbor did not wake up at night!

At home, the cat went to the tray!
The neighbor's dog hasn't caught a cold!
So that everything is ok!
Pour some more and drink!

New Year! New Year!
A glass of fun is waiting for us!
So that the asphalt becomes good!
Our debt is missing!

To make the beer tastier!
Go on vacation to the Maldives!
Let the insidious ice
He's going to live in Antarctica! Well, so that my beloved husband,
Didn't overeat ripe pears!
For cognac, wine is shorter,
We drink today with all our urine!

Do we drink for our fun?
Let's drink! We'll pour it now!
We drink well, we drink so that!
Kill us all the germs!

Tasting cognac …
Someone here is already kind!
Rides the positive
In the new year, our team!

Let's drink some brandy
To add a breeze!
And let's shampoo,
Pour us all too!

Pour vodka, vodka too!
Don't even dare to sober up!
Mix beer, gin, wine!
Have fun with the pig!

Pour everything into the trough
Let everything be forgotten!
We drink for Khryushechkin parish,
And for this New Year!

Pour, drink and pour again!
Do not forget to give up for the New Year!
For the kind, crazy Piglet!
Let him push all sorrows aside!

This toast to the initiative!
For playing pranks, for the prospect!
May everyone here understand us today
And the native photo report will not burn!
Let's go, what's there? Vodka or cognac!
We drink with pleasure to the festive mess!

We hope you enjoyed our New Year's toasts. Happy New Year!

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