How do you want, after having worked for a whole year, and finally, at the end of it, to have a corporate rest so that this event will be remembered for a long time, if not forever!
It's no secret that New Year's corporate parties are able to charge a real storm of positive emotions and give new strength for labor exploits for the next year! Especially for you, we have developed exclusive corporate jokes! We are sure that these funny, funny jokes will unite any team even more! We highly recommend filming everything that happens on video! Happy New Year! And a wonderful celebration!
Joke number 1 "Question-answer!"
Participants: Grandfather Frost (D.M.) and everyone present.
D.M. :: Well, my dears! Why, priceless! Before starting to celebrate our magical holiday, I have a number of questions for you, to which I am waiting for honest and unambiguous answers. As you know, I am a magical Santa Claus and very strict. Therefore, I do not like the answer "no". So you only have to answer "yes" to all my questions, okay? And one more small condition: I will approach one of you and my "yes!" you need to speak in different voices and with different intonation, preferably without repeating yourself! Clear?
All in unison :: Clear!
D.M. :: Well done! Apparently, you really want to get presents from me for the New Year, right?
All in unison :: Yes!
DM :: So my fabulous exam begins!
Light music sounds in the background.
Santa Claus approaches a new participant every time:
DM :: Did you work well this year?
1st Participant: Yes!
DM :: Have you achieved a lot this year?
2nd U-k: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you offend each other?
3rd: Yes!
D.M. :: And if necessary - saved?
4th: Yes!
DM :: Did you drink a lot on Fridays?
5th: Yes!
D.M. :: Have you always reached home?
6th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you remember everything in the morning?
7th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you call each other names afterwards?
8th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you bring all the salaries?
9th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did the stash “buried” well?
10th: Yes!
Santa Claus: Did the spouses find them?
11th: Yes!
Santa Claus: Did they take you out of your anger?
12th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you manage to take them away?
13th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you get it for that later?
14th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you love your boss?
15th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you leave work later than everyone else?
16th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you rip the paper from the copier?
17th: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you look at the salaries of others?
18th Member: Yes!
D.M. :: Did you gossip about each other at lunch?
19th: Yes!
D.M. :: Didn't these words mean anything?
20th: Yes!
D.M. :: And now we all answer in unison!
Are you all friendly guys?
All in unison :: Yes!
D.M. :: Maybe you need to drink for this?
All in unison :: Yes!
(pour)
D.M. :: Pour everything in a glass!
And break up in pairs as soon as possible!
Let's laugh now!
But for this you have to start
Kiss very hard !!!
Joke number 2 "A fabulous gif.webpt!"
Multiple participants are called. Behind the back, Santa Claus or the presenter shows a picture, but so that the participant himself does not see anything. Santa Claus, before presenting the gif.webpt, asks the participant questions, and he must answer them.
After all the questions have been answered, and all the watching spectators laughed heartily at the participant's answers, Santa Claus pulls out their gif.webpts from his bag (baby pot, enema, and a set: handcuffs, whip, gag): and hands them to the participants as a keepsake …
1st Participant - picture "baby potty":
Santa Claus addresses the first participant :: I have prepared a very interesting gif.webpt for you. But first, you must answer a few of my questions.
So the questions:
- How much do you think you need this gif.webpt?
- How often do you think you will use it?
- And if your best friend asks for this present, will you?
- How long can you do without it?
- To whom of the people closest to you are you ready to donate it? Who needs it more than you?
- Is there such a person here who has such a gif.webpt? And who is it?
- Could anyone around you steal it from you?
- How will you return?
The second participant is called. Behind his back, Santa Claus shows a picture on which an enema is drawn.
Questions:
- Do you think this is a very dear present for you?
- Who loves you so much that they could give it?
- Will you use it every day?
- What feelings will you experience while doing this? Please list!
- Do you think sooner or later he, this present, might bore you?
- Who could you give it to? Who is especially dear to you among those present?
- Will you watch him use your gif.webpt?
- And can you give any advice on operation?
The third participant is called. Santa Claus holds behind him, but so that everyone else can see the picture of handcuffs, a gag and a whip (a set for role-playing games).
Questions:
- Do you think you need it?
- How many years have you been missing this gif.webpt?
- Will you like it?
- Can you share it with your friends, or, for example, use it at the same time, sitting in the same company?
- What sensations will it give you? How do you feel about using this gif.webpt?
- Will you invite your colleagues to purchase this gif.webpt?
- Would you like to buy a boss for his birthday?
- This gif.webpt is very unusual and unique. Do you think it's worth filming it when using it?
- If you were asked to describe him in three words, what would you say about him? What is it for?
Santa Claus addresses the audience: Well, who else wants gif.webpts from me?
Funny-competition №3 "Sweet kiss!"
To conduct it, several participants are called in pairs.
The number of men and women must be equal. Each pair is given a balloon, on which a young man, looking at his pair, draws the eyes and lips of his competition partner with a marker.
To the music and at the command of the presenter, the balls are placed between the faces in each pair. A woman can hold with her forehead, nose, cheek, or lips. Women's hands are behind their backs. Do not touch the ball. But the partner holds the ball with his hands, like the face of a beloved girl, and with a kiss, or rather teeth, gnaws the ball.
From the outside it looks like a passionate kiss! Whoever will burst faster, and whoever will do it more believably and artistically, won the New Year's contest "Sweet kiss!" A couple of winners are rewarded with a slow romantic dance.
Joke number 4 Dramatization "musical"
Preliminary preparation:
Recording of the "backing track" of the song by Mikhail Nozhkin - "I haven't seen Mom for so long!"
6 men are participating. They should look "rumpled". Ties sideways, shirts not properly buttoned and not tucked in properly. Jackets are either inside out, or dressed on one sleeve, the other is dragged. Shaggy hairstyles, very tired look. They support each other.
All in chorus 1 verse:
It's been so long, we haven't rested for so long,
We neither drank beer or ate salad,
Every day, we just plowed every day,
And everyone is happy to give strength for work.
Verse 2:
The 1st Participant sings:
Around the fire, problems are full, but we knew,
2nd Participant:
What is needed exactly, it is necessary to win for sure.
3rd Participant:
Clutching a chair, gritting their teeth, expecting
4th Participant:
When will we be able to pour a glass!
Verse 3:
5th Participant:
Not all of us, not all of us will reach the goal.
6th Participant:
Some were tired, some even got sick.
1st Participant:
But surely we, but surely everyone wanted it that way,
2nd Participant:
So that the New Year, so that the New Year has time for everyone!
Verse 4:
3rd Participant:
Let someone there, let someone there, in the forest wander.
4th Participant:
And he is looking for an elegant Christmas tree in the forest.
5th Participant:
Let no one, let no one condemn us.
All in chorus:
After all, a holiday of happiness, a holiday of fairy tales on the nose!
The men hug and, congratulating each other on the New Year, leave the stage!
For a festive feast, you can choose any of these songs.
Joke at corporate number 3 "Continue the New Year's poem"
It is better if Santa Claus and Snegurochka are read. It is also possible to wedge the words of the presenter into the script itself.
When the New Year is knocking,
Open it to him soon!
He came to us for a whole year
Open wider … (doors!)
Let Santa Claus come in
And with him his toys:
Cars, dolls, steam locomotive,
And different … (animals!)
We are also waiting and let him come
We are a girly girl!
Do you remember her name?
Of course, … (Snow Maiden!)
And let the snowman come
But just don't let it melt!
And then he will stand all year,
After all, everything is there … (sweeps over!)
Joke number 4 "Draw Santa Claus"
An oval is drawn on two Whatman paper (this is the future face of Santa Claus). Whatman paper is fixed on a stand, there are felt-tip pens nearby. Two teams are formed: "girls" and "boys".
At the "start" (chair) two teams are lined up. Everyone is blindfolded first.
Assignment: at speed, blindly, reach the Whatman paper and draw only one element of Santa Claus. Then the bandage will be removed and the participant runs to his team. The next participant is blindfolded, he reaches the Whatman paper and draws with his eyes closed another element of the face, and so on. Then both drawings are compared. Santa Claus comments and chooses the winning team! Santa Claus is taking pictures with her! Takes a selfie.
Joke # 5 Corporate scene "I read thoughts"
The song of Verka Serduchka "And I am only from the cold!"
Verka Serduchka (V.S.) appears with a suitcase in hand.
V.S: Oh, hello everyone! Where did I end up? Isn't this a train station?
He walks to the nearest stoic, pours himself a glass, drinks in one gulp.
V.S: And here it is not bad! Good people, did you recognize me? Who am I?
All: Verka Serduchka!
V.S: And not only! So that you understand, simple, ordinary people, I am not only a Star, but also a Great Psychic! Don't believe me? Well, look, yesterday a fool neighbor hung out the linen. I tell her in Russian that it will rain! And she twirls her bald and does not believe. What do you think? Only I left … And it didn't rain! Her damned linen, so it was dry until evening! In the evening this idiot didn’t even thank me! How for what? Well I did the weather and rain with my psychic abilities and canceled it! Do you want me to show you what my phenomenal abilities are? Well I can read all your thoughts! Do you want to?
All Yes!
VS: rubbing his hands, he approaches the man: Let's start with you, our clear falcon! So what are we thinking about now? (makes grooves with his hands above his head) An excerpt from V. Serdyuchka's song "Ah, vodka!"
VS: patting him on the shoulder: Well, wait, wait, it's too early to get so drunk!
He approaches the next participant, a girl.
V.S: makes movements with his hands over her. The song of V. Serdyuchka "And I go all like this in Dolce Gobana!"
V.S: Oh, and you are a spender, dear! One husband cannot afford such expenses … Look for an assistant for him!
Goes to the next plump woman. Leads his hands over her. The song of V. Serdyuchka "Pie" is played.
VS: pats her on the shoulder: And I’m like that! I would eat and eat everything! Especially when I'm losing weight … The diet is like this - eat more!
Coming to the next participant. The song of Verka Serduchka "Gop, gop, gop!"
V.S: No, I didn't understand, have you already taken it on your chest? When managed? Look, still sober…. Yes, you will dance again, you will dance!
Comes up to another beautiful girl. Conjures over her and the song "I do not understand!"
V.S: Well, honey, I understand everything to you! Do you know that I can still read through you the thoughts of your other halves. Don't believe me? Look, I'm not sorry! Raise your hands, who is married?
Among men, he chooses the most modest one and approaches him. Runs his hands over his head. The song of Verka Serduchka "You got drunk like a pig!"
VS: Her voice? Did you find out? …
Everyone laughs and V.S., looking at his watch, waves his hand to everyone.
V.S: Everyone, dear ones, I give you a general boost of energy for the whole next year!
Waving his hands over everyone. Verka Serduchka's song “Everything will be fine!” Sounds, picks up the suitcase and runs off to the music.
VS: he immediately returns with shouts: “Aha !!! Did you really think you got rid of me so easily? Who wants to take a selfie with me, a star and a psychic? "
Everyone is photographed with her in turn. She gives autographs.
These are the corporate jokes we have prepared for you for the New Year 2022. We hope you enjoy it and your holiday will be so fun that you will remember it for a whole year!
