The beginning of the year is met with relatives or friends. Every child and adult is waiting for this. In addition to delicious dishes and solemn congratulations, you can also make an entertainment program so that the whole company has fun. We propose to prepare in advance short comic predictions for everyone for the 2024 New Year, which will be ruled by the Green Dragon.
Universal for every occasion
To ensure that every guest at a corporate party or at home is included in the game process, we advise you to prepare everything for entertainment and fortune-telling on a holiday for the future. You need to print the prophecies separately and put them in a hat or bag.
General predictions for 2024:
- Find a simple solution to the most difficult problems.
- Spend your first day without text!
- Find an unusual use for a simple spoon.
- Understand how to use the magic of laughter!
- Become a virtuoso in playing the harmonica.
- You will lose all your luggage, but gain invaluable knowledge in the realm of a fabulous adventure.
- Discover new opportunities that will bring unexpected benefits and allow you to jump above your head.
- Get a prize and make every effort to achieve your goal, including gaining the ability to travel in time.
- Discover the secret of endless parking.
- A promotion is expected at work in the near future. Your office will be moved to the very last floor of the building.
- You can visit all the countries of the world if you find yourself a job as a pilot on a spaceship.
- Find your soul mate if you register on a dating site for cartoon characters.
- Do something to get media attention.
- Come to the conclusion that the laws of physics are meaningless.
- Get an invitation to visit another planet.
- The next trip will be so memorable that you will talk about it even in old age.
Choose suitable New Year's predictions that can become prophetic and will definitely amuse the whole company.
Humorous New Year Cookie Options
Chinese fortune cookies are a long tradition. You can cook it yourself or buy ready-made and give to each other.
In notes you can write:
- Trust in the Dragon, but don't make a mistake yourself.
- You'll get a promotion at work if you stop spending all your time looking at cats online.
- Take care of your friends, especially those who owe you.
- In the new year you will find your calling. Don't be afraid to try new things, including table dancing.
- You will meet your soulmate next year, but only if you stop looking for him in zombie games.
- Do you want adventure? Eat all the cookies.
- You will find your perfect style, but only if you stop wearing socks with sandals.
- You will have a lot of luck this year, but she won't come by herself - go meet her!
- Be careful! An explosion is expected in the new year. Many will simply burst with envy.
- In the new year you will drown in the arms of loved ones!
- This year you will have many successful purchases, but do not forget that you also need to keep track of your credit card balance!
- You will have success and prosperity in business this year if you work hard.
- This year you will find many interesting acquaintances, but do not forget that few people can be judged by profile photos!
We guarantee that guests will be delighted after reading a cool prediction, and the evening will be fun and enjoyable. If you decide to make cookies yourself, then a short text will be the best option for notes. You can write predictions in verse literally on two lines. Look at the examples in the pictures.
Also in the notes you can write predictions in short verses. We offer options in the picture.
Funny parting words
We propose to prepare predictions in advance, and then put them in a hat.
Then approach the guests with the words "The dragon welcomes you and gives you his advice" :
- Well, have you decided to make yourself a Schwarzenegger? Then it's time to turn on your muscles, and not just your imagination!
- Do you know that a real adult should drink at least 8 glasses of water a day? But we understand that you are a real baby, so drink as much as you like!
- Ignore all problems! Don't take responsibility when you can pass it on to someone else!
- Wishes will come true if you act! But if they don’t come true, then at least they were in my dreams! And then suddenly come true - and what will you do?
- This year you can do anything! The main thing is to stock up on enough caffeine and determination to overcome any obstacles!
- If you want to travel, don't forget the importance of planning! Those who do not plan are already planning to fail! But if you fail to plan, then you can always go on a trip just with the words "where your eyes look" !
- You can change everything! The main thing is to smile, even if everything is not going the way we would like! And if you can't smile, you can just show your tongue.
- If you want to be successful, don't forget the importance of education! Knowledge is the power that lets you know what to do! But if you can't study, you can always just cheat on the exam!
- You can become the best version of yourself! The main thing - do not forget about he alth, family and friends who will always be with you! And if your he alth fails, you can always contact Dr. Google.
- If you want more happiness this year, then remember the importance of love! Love is what makes life beautiful and meaningful! But if it is not enough, then you can always get a dog - she will love you always and unconditionally!
We hope the guests will appreciate these jokes and enjoy the evening.
Funny predictions for guests by Zodiac signs
Many people believe in horoscopes. We present comic predictions for 2024 New Year of the Dragon, depending on the signs of the Zodiac:
- Aries (March 21 - April 19). You will be energetic, and your friends will think that you have a supply of batteries for the whole year. However, you need to rest, otherwise only irritation will remain instead of energy.
- Taurus (April 20 - May 20). You will be patient, and waiting in line at the checkout will seem like an exciting experience. But time is the most precious resource and should not be wasted on unnecessary things.
- Gemini (May 21 - June 20). You will be sociable, and even in a dream you will communicate with someone on the phone. Remember: sometimes you have to be alone to understand yourself better.
- Cancer (June 21 - July 22). You will be emotional and will start crying for any reason. Truth: Tears can be not only a sign of weakness, but also of strength.
- Leo (July 23 - August 22). You will be confident in your abilities, and if you set a goal to ski down the mountain, you will do it, even if you have never done it. But remember that self-confidence should not turn into conceit.
- Virgo (August 23 - September 22). You will be careful, and even if you pour out the flour in the kitchen, you can collect it back into the package. Sometimes you need to make mistakes in order to grow and develop.
- Libra (September 23 - October 22). You will be diplomatic, and if a dog bites you, you will find a way to make peace with it. Sometimes you need to protect your interests and rights.
- Scorpio (October 23 - November 21). You will be passionate, and even if you eat candy, you can light a fire from it. Sometimes you need to keep a cold mind so as not to harm yourself and others.
- Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21). You will be optimistic, and even if lightning strikes you, you will think that this is the beginning of a new adventure story. But do not forget that optimism should not turn into naivety.
- Capricorn (December 22 - January 19). You will be purposeful, and if you need to jump over the fence, then you can do it without playing sports. You have to fail to get stronger.
- Aquarius (January 20 - February 18). You will be original, and if you put a pot on your head, it will become a new fashion trend. However, you need to understand when you need to follow traditions and rules in order not to stand out from society.
- Pisces (February 19 - March 20). You will be a dreamer. If you see a unicorn, you will be sure that this is your old dream that has come true. Sometimes you have to be realistic not to get into trouble.
Suggested jokes will be appropriate, and such a funny way to spend time will help create the right atmosphere, even without poetry. Add positive to the evening and recharge it for the whole year.
