Scenario for March 8 at a cool corporate: finished program, individual skits, contests, remake songs, ditties

On International Women's Day, all men try to surprise women with gif.webpts, as well as make this holiday truly fun and memorable. So that the employees do not get bored at the corporate party dedicated to March 8, it is recommended to come up with a cool script with music, contests, scenes and gif.webpts for dear colleagues in advance.

Ready script for March 8 for a corporate party

The place where the holiday will take place must be decorated in advance with balloons, flowers, posters.

The two male presenters rise onto the stage. At the same time, they do not have to wear tuxedos at all, you can choose any funny image:

First presenter:

Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered to congratulate our dear ladies on a wonderful spring holiday. There is a real flower garden in our office, everyone is so beautiful today!

Second presenter:

And not only today! Our dear girls always look like lovely buds. With their beauty, they dazzle men like the sun on a summer day.

First:

Before we start the entertainment part of our event, the head of the organization (they say their name) is invited to the stage for a solemn congratulation.

This is followed by a congratulatory speech from the management and the presentation of medals, statuettes or certificates. Each employee should receive her own personal award, for example, "For reports that are always submitted on time", "The most punctual", "The most quick-witted", "For sparkling humor", "For the most delicious coffee."

Second:

The most beautiful, the most wonderful
We would like to congratulate you on the holiday of spring.
Be sure to be happy
We wish you good luck and love.

First:

Let them flood you with gif.webpts today,
With pleasant words and congratulations.
Live cheerfully, colorfully, brightly,
All the best to you, success, luck!

Second:

Our women can do everything. But let's check how true this is. We will ask questions and wait for your answers.

First:

You at least once …

changed the wheel of the car;

refueling the car;

changed the light bulb;

bought flowers for themselves;

fought with the foremen at the service station;

did the repairs themselves;

bought jewelry for themselves;

cooked kebabs;

did homework with children;

melted the bathhouse;

repaired the crane;

hammered in nails;

hung up the shelf?

Second:

For those who have never answered "yes", most likely, it is difficult without men. And those girls who know how to do everything can be safely called real Russian women who will stop a galloping horse and enter a burning hut.

Men appear on the stage with the scene "Harmful Advice":

If suddenly you are on the road
Lips were painted by accident
And inadvertently they rolled
Those who rode in front of you.
You better clap your eyes
Say you can't see
It was to you because of the fog
There is another car ahead.
Better hide your lipstick,
After all, without clear evidence
You will be forgiven and sorry
Because I feel sorry for you.

If you forgot about the report
At your favorite job,
And with a client important
They quarreled inadvertently.
Blame everything on the weather
To pressure and storms
After all, you are a wonderful worker,
It's just such a day today.

If the husband is loved somehow
Suddenly I forgot about the sales
You reminded him
Hundreds of times, but he forgot.
Kiss him hard
Hug and say:
“I need very much today
Twenty thousand or more. "
The husband, of course, will immediately ask
What is the money for
Do not give out a secret,
And be silent like a boa constrictor.
And then say languidly:
“I want to arrange a surprise,
And give you a gif.webpt
In the form of a sweetheart myself. "

First:

We invite 5 lovely ladies to participate in the competition, who want to get the main prize!

Contests:

sew on a button at speed;
with closed eyes, guess the crunch (the presenter will crunch with carrots, cabbage, chips, nuts, and the participants must guess what kind of product he is eating);
blindfolded to touch, determine which cereal is poured in each container;
make funny sandwiches from the proposed ingredients.

For each competition, the participants are awarded points. The employee who scored the most points is declared the winner and receives the main prize. The rest of the participants are presented with incentive souvenirs.

The competition can be held before a corporate party. And at the holiday, show a funny video about how it was:

Second:

We offer you to play the well-known favorite game "Fanta".

Better to play "Fanta" in a small company of employees. When a lot of people gather in a large hall, the fun loses its meaning.

First:

So, everyone present is putting one item at a time in this hat. Hairpins, jewelry, mobile phones, ties, laces, key rings, keys will do.

Second:

I take out this phantom (without looking, pulls the object out of the hat, but does not show it to the audience). What does a phantom need to do?

First:

Let's come up with a task for a phantom together!

What tasks can be:

sing a funny song;
stand on a chair and recite a poem;
make compliments to every lady;
push up 10 times;
tell an anecdote;
kiss the neighbor on the left.

You can purchase a ready-made set as in the photo:

Second:

Our men are only outwardly excessively brutal, devoid of emotions.

First:

In fact, they are sentimental and vulnerable. Now men would like to congratulate lovely ladies and read poems of their own composition.

Colleagues come on stage and read poems:

March 8 is a wonderful holiday,
So beautiful, so magical.
We congratulate our women,
We wish you love and joy.
Like flowers to scent
Do not know grief and problems.

Today the sun is shining for you
And the birds are singing loudly.
May husbands and children delight you,
And at home there will be comfort.

We wish you always
The men needed it.
We congratulate you dear
Happy spring holiday!

The festive party ends with congratulations, presenting gif.webpts, and then, if you wish, you can organize a buffet table with a dance part.

On March 8, in the women's team, you can arrange a festive concert, friendly gatherings or a theme party.

Video: an example of a corporate event for teachers

What to add to the holiday program?

A corporate party can be diversified with fun contests, congratulatory poems, scenes, ditties, musical numbers, tricks.

Funny ditties for March 8:

We all are not too lazy to celebrate
Women's holiday, wonderful day.
Congratulations to women
And we wish you love.

Our lovely girls
We will give you all flowers.
We are very happy today
A celebration of your beauty.

On Women's Day March 8
We all drink champagne
And then funny
We all sing songs together.

All men before the holiday
The flowers are being bought
Women love tulips
All men know this.

Women's Day March 8 -
The best holiday of the year.
All the girls are beautiful
They laugh on the go.

At work, our ladies are the best beauties
That's why we really like to go to the office.

If the ditties are performed by men disguised as grandmothers or babies, the number will turn out to be funny and amusing.

Contests

The following contests are suitable for the female team:

All colleagues give the presenter one item (ring, hairpin, beads, bracelet, pen, belt, shoe). Then each participant takes one thing out of the bag and guesses to whom it belongs.
Participants in the speed competition must peel potatoes, grate a carrot, swaddle a toy doll, sew on buttons, braid a doll's braids, and tie a tie.
The participants are divided into two teams. You need to prepare two bags of small papers in advance. One will contain notes with the words: pendant, dog, vase, child, husband and others. In the second - for dinner, to a restaurant, pick up from the garden, feed dinner, take a walk, etc.Each team takes out notes from two bags. Whoever matches (for example, take a walk-dog) gets a prize.

Competitions with the participation of women and men:

At the table you can play the game "Remember the song". All those present are divided into two teams (conditionally, it can be divided into the right and left parts of the table). Each team must remember and sing a song where a woman's name occurs. The members of the team that turns out to be more musically erudite will receive prizes.
Women wishing to participate in the competition are selected. They have to twist hula hoops for a minute, while shouting out their merits: the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, punctual. Whoever names more of their positive qualities is declared the winner.
Each man is asked to draw notes from two bags. In one there will be notes with numbers, in the other - with the names of body parts. For example, a man pulls out the combination "3" and "nose". This means that he must kiss three times on the nose of all the women who are present at the party.
The next competition involves couples: a man and a woman. Each pair is given a set of elastic bands. For a while, they should tie each other as many ponytails as possible.
Men are given paper crowns. In a minute, they must “crown” as many ladies as possible.
Men should come up with a quatrain about a neighbor sitting on the left or right:

Dear Elena!
You are charming and magical.
You are an accountant from God
How much do you know!

***

Dear Svetlana,
You are beautiful, without flaws.
When I look at you
The earth is leaving from under our feet.

***

Unbeatable Marina,
Your beauty is unique.
You are the only one so beautiful
Like a ray of sunshine clear.

For employees, you can offer a competition for which you need to create two teams - male and female. First, the facilitator asks questions to the women's team, for example:

Where is the hood of the car? (Front)
What is a bullet? (Penalty in hockey)
What is burnt wine? (Brandy)
Who is the director of Lock, Stock, Two Barrels? (Guy Ritchie)
How many stars does the major have on his shoulder straps? (One)
What kind of broom can not be steamed in a Russian bath? (Palmov)

Questions for the men's team:

Where are girls' cosmetics stored? (In a cosmetic bag)
Do I need to add yeast to the shortbread dough? (Not)
How is the word "depilation" spelled correctly?
Do I need to wash off my permanent makeup? (Not)
What ingredients are pancakes made from? (Milk / kefir, flour, sugar, salt, egg, soda)
Which cottage cheese is healthier: fat-free or 5% fat? (Last)

The team that gave the most correct answers gets a prize.

Video: competitions for a corporate party

Reworked songs for a corporate party

The most popular songs are remake. Take any musical composition, preferably well-known, come up with your own words and perform for lovely ladies in a coprative.

Alterations on March 8 can be dedicated to a woman leader.

The song "Winter Cherry" by L. Agutin and A. Varum, remade for the boss:

Through boulevards and houses
She rushes to the office in the morning.
It's snowing or rain, but the boss lady is coming.
Everyone should be in place
If there is no one, ah!
Only the employee's sick leave will save.

Chorus:

Our director, a strict lady,
But we love you, yes.
You are our best leader the most,
We respect you always, always.

If suddenly the report has not been submitted,
The boss lady will always understand
And he will forgive mistakes like a mother.
She does not feel sorry for kind words,
And so ready
Each of us says "thank you" aloud to her.

Chorus.

Examples of remake songs on March 8 on video

Funny scenes

At a festive corporate party, you can show funny scenes that will cheer you up and create a relaxed atmosphere.

Scene "Gif.webpts for March 8"

Leading:

A few days before the holiday in stores, men with big eyes run in panic in search of suitable gif.webpts for the ladies.

Men run out onto the stage with gif.webpts in their hands, which are going to be presented on March 8.

First:

Can I give my woman hair curlers?
It's easy to be beautiful - just screw it up and go.

Second:

Maybe Lena needs lipstick?
She is always very happy with cosmetics.

The third:

I will buy lingerie
True, the size may not be the same?
Well, you can store onions …
Or make a feeder.

Fourth:

Bath salt is a decent gif.webpt,
He's helpful and just great.

Fifth:

From problems and eternal torment
Hand cream helps.

Sixth:

Enough to sit on hard diets,
Better to eat delicious chocolate.

Seventh:

Your main strength is in your beauty,
I will give a beautiful soap.

Eighth:

To be young forever
We will drink green tea with you.

Leading:

They offer our dear men to give all the purchased gif.webpts to lovely ladies!

Scene "Celebrating a holiday"

Suitable for a corporate party in a female team.

Two smart girls enter the stage.

First:

Before the guests come, let's take a test from the magazine "How independent are you!" Interesting after all!

Second:

I am completely helpless, I cannot open a jar of cucumbers without a man.

First:

Can you drive a car?

Second:

No, I didn't even pass the exam at the traffic police.

First:

What failed - theory or driving?

Second:

Trash can and fence!

First:

Have you ever lifted something heavy to the fifth floor?

Second:

But how! Husband after February 23rd. True, he barely reached the second floor himself.

First:

If you find yourself in an unfamiliar city, who will you ask for directions: a man or a woman?

Second:

Google!

First:

Okay, the rest of the questions later, the guests will come soon.

Second:

We're having a ladies' party tonight, don't you think we'll get bored?

First:

We never get bored at work, and at the holiday it will be even more fun!

Scene "Reincarnation in Women"

Leading:

Our men decided to try at least for a minute to transform into ladies and feel what it is like. And the ladies sitting in the hall will help with their wise advice.

A man in high-heeled shoes enters the stage. He twists his leg, one shoe falls off.

Man:

What to do in this case? Walking barefoot?

Women:

Not!

Man:

Calling a friend to bring sneakers?

Women:

Not!

Man:

Walk up to the car and ask the driver for a ride?

Women:

Yes!

Next miniature. A man dressed in women's clothing enters the stage. Approaches the "husband".

Dialogue:

- Darling, give me 10 thousand!

- I left you yesterday, where are you doing?

- Oh please!

- No, I won't give it, it's enough to pull money out of me.

Leading:

What options? Don't give? Or give, if you really need it! Well, okay, didn't you really want to?

Women:

Not!

Man (disguised as a woman):

Do you want your wife to look beautiful? If you don’t give money, then you don’t want to. You do not love me! You don't need me, I knew it! (pouts lips, brushes away tears)

Husband:

What are you, dear, I love you. Take the card and spend as much as you want.

Scene "What do women dream about?"

There are three men dressed as women on the stage.

First:

On the eve of the holiday, I want to make a guess so that I can come home, scatter all the things, and in the morning they are all folded in their places.

Second:

And I dream that you can get rid of excess weight by pressing the "Delete" button on your computer.

The third:

I want tights to be invented that never tear.

First:

I wish that the song of Max Barskikh played in my husband's head until he buys me a new dress or earrings.

Second:

I want to eat pies and not get fat.

The third:

And to have a sale all year round!

All in chorus:

Please, let it all come true!

In honor of the 8 March holiday, colleagues throw cool parties to relax, have fun and congratulate the lovely ladies on the spring holiday. Come up with a funny scenario, then the corporate party will take place in a relaxed atmosphere, where all employees will have fun and interesting.