New Year's corporate party is a time when the whole team gets together, you can relax a little and forget a little about too strict decency and dress code. Leading corporate parties will certainly find cool New Year's scenes useful, which will help to attract participants “from the audience”. If it turns out that there is no presenter at the corporate party, the colleagues themselves can use these scenes to play a funny performance and entertain themselves and their comrades.
Scene No. 1 "How Snowmen Played Santa Clauses"
A snowman appears on the wall, on the other side the same person is walking with his back to him. They crash into each other.
1 S-k. - Greetings to you, snow brother!
2 S-k. - And I greet you, where do you keep?
1 S-k. I wanted to ask Santa Claus about something, but I can't get there!
2 S-k. And we ourselves can invent Santa Claus, here I am, for example, why am I not frost?
1 S-k. - Why you and me not me?
2 S-k. - So you need to make wishes!
1 S-k. - Well, yes … (the second gets into a pose) - well … oh, no! Grandfather should sit like this! (shows and looks) - No, I don't like you, give the audience help! So who organizes the coolest Grandfather?
Several participants are selected.
Snow. - So, our Grandfather has the biggest … (looks with an unambiguous glance at the abdomen) - You’re not thinking, the biggest belly! Well, who has the best? Men should stick out their bellies and measure them. The dispute is resolved with applause. Two or three people should be left.
1 S-k- And also our grandpa wears a robe, shoes and a cap! (takes out a terry old robe, slippers and a baby's cap). We put on, put on.
2 SN. (look meticulously) - When was the last time you saw Frost?
1 S-k - I haven't seen him yet, I just heard about him!
1 S. - This is understandable … And now we still need deer! Grandfather always comes on reindeer, always! So who's the best deer here? We announce casting for the best deer! Active men are selected.
The music sounds: "I will take you to the tundra," under which men must portray the best deer.
2 SN. - So these are found, it remains to find the sled. Probably for the sleigh we will take those deer that did not pass the casting. (He puts the "sleigh" on all fours, puts the "deer" in front, puts the grandfather on the "sleigh". Then there will be a small relay race from one destination to another. The heroes must run around the obstacle and return). - And now let's go, whose team will go forward to the right place and come back, those heroes will be the only representatives of the New Year's characters!
1 Sn-ik - Well, now such cool grandfathers on reindeer need who?
2 SN-c. - Who? Do such cool peppers need someone?
1 SN-IR. - Sure! Snow Maiden! Or rather, two Snow Maidens!
2 SN. - ABOUT! Let's arrange a casting! We will hardly put everyone like this and start choosing.
1 SN. - No no no! We must arrange a test for them! What kind of women do you like?
2 SN. - I … uh. In-oh-from such (shows something). A. no, these are (shows again). And no, no, I really like such people!
1 SN. - Oh, you won't understand, let me choose myself! I like fun and lively.
Game "Dance Potpourri"
All interested girls and women are invited for them in turn (or cut into one track) a variety of compositions are included, to which they must dance. For example: "Kamarinskaya", "Gypsy", "Rap", "Techno", "Waltz", "Lambada", "Tango", "Quadrille", "Rock and Roll". The heroes choose their girlfriend. Which was the most active participant in the game.
1 Snow. - Well, that's all, Santa Clauses were found, Snow Maidens to them too. You can celebrate the holiday!
2 Snow. - This is a cool idea for you, and we will take gif.webpts for ourselves!
1 Snow. (looking into the hall) - Something tells me that they won't let us out of here alive.
2 Snow.- Let's shoot back! He takes out firecrackers and salutes.
1 Snow. - Look, everything is in its place … oh, you will have to give …
Gif.webpts are given. Gif.webpts can be comic and you can organize eyeliner for each according to the nature of the recipient, for example:
- "The most nosy" - a mousetrap.
- "The most hungry" - a spoon.
- "To the most freezing" - tea or a piece of cognac.
- "For the youngest" - a rattle. Dummy.
- "To teetotaler" - a bottle of kefir.
- "Yazvennik" - a fest.
- "The most beautiful" = the mask of Baba Yaga.
- “To the most unsure of himself” - a mirror.
- "The most talkative" - a cork or a gag.
New Year's Scene No. 2 "Seeing Off the Outgoing Year"
The Snow Maiden enters the stage and pulls the Old New Year along with her.
Sn-ka - here, look what else you have to do here, you see how many people, and everything is completely beyond your soul! It's time for you to leave. Leave!
Art. N. God - Me? And I won't think about it! Where will I go? Into oblivion? To eternity? Look at me: Age is in its very juice, one might say - in bloom! For me, on the contrary, everything is just beginning! Find more such heroes in the hall!
Snow. - And I will find it! Men, let's prove this old … (you can call it whatever you like, depending on the company) that he already has the wrong powers.
Game "Let's face it with sausages"
It turns out that several men are given sausage balls, which are very difficult to inflate. The whole joke is that they inflate them to the best of their ability, someone has a very small sausage, someone has a bigger one, and someone has a very large one. The hero is also involved.
Sn-a - Well, grandpa? Your sausage is very small. There is no strength for anything already!
Art. N.G. - Happiness is not in the size of sausages, but in their quantity! (pretends to gnaw a ball, leading the topic to the other side)
Sn-ka - So you don't want to leave?
S.N.G. - No, I'm not going anywhere! I'm staying here! And if you want me to leave, create the best conditions for me!
Sn-ka - What conditions will we create for you?
S.N.G. - Well, for example … I want a chic chaise longue!
Sn-ka - So, we need help from the audience! Which of those present is waiting for the New Year? (answer) We do not hear! That's all, it means we urgently need to expel the Old, who is ready! You need to be a little chaise longue!
It turns out a man, better a girl, sits on the floor or a chair, old year on his knees.
Sn-ka - Well. Are you happy?
Art. N.G. - No, of course, how can you be satisfied? Want some more champagne in hand? So where's my champagne!
The Snow Maiden calls several girls and chooses a girl with a figure that looks like a bottle of champagne by a general vote. They "put" it into the hand of the Old Year.
Art. year - So, what else do I need … Oh! I want a gif.webpt! I want it to be like in my youth …
Snow. - Yeah, you admit, it means your old age!
Art. year (glanced sharply at her) - No, of course, I just put it that way! I want the rhyme to be told to me. Would please me!
Snow. - Well, that we must fulfill all the wishes of this old bully! Who is ready?
Puts a stool on which people recite poems.
Art. year - Excellent, excellent! Just what I wanted! As the doctor ordered … (grabs his heart, drops a "bottle of champagne"). - Oh, save me! Help!
Snguroch. - Oh, what to do, what to do? Is there a doctor in the hall? And someone who knows how to save? Well, maybe the one who does artificial respiration? No Yes? Eh, your grandfather will have to die, there are no volunteers here!
Art. year - If it is a man, then I'd rather lie here, and if a woman…. (dreams).
Sn. - You are deaf, there is no one, even if you pay! Are you ready to pay?
Art. year - Well, I can only do cognac!
The girls are called, they must leave Art. year as many kisses as you are ready to drink a shot of cognac.
Old year - (looking in the mirror) Yeah, what am I going to tell my girlfriend now?
Sn-chka - do you also have a girlfriend?
Art. - And then!
Sn. - Come on, we'll fix everything! Is there a make-up artist in the hall? And the one who has a firm hand and who can sketch the whole thing?
Two volunteers are called in to powder and paint over the hero.
Snegur. - Wow, that's what you are, "reindeer"!
S.God - You yourself … And what? (looking for a mirror) Oh, the mirror is gone …
Snegur. - And we will draw you now.
Game "Portrait"
The same or the other two heroes are summoned and blindfolded draw the grandfather. The game can be adjusted to suit your own way: you can have one portrait, you can have two, or even organize drawing in teams. Each in turn will draw some part of the face and body.
Art. year - So, I understand, kidding, so yes? Everyone, pissed off! I'm leaving, I'm not interested already here!
Snow. - Well, finally! Now you can celebrate the holiday! (Chimes strike and firecrackers explode).
Scene 3 "An adult tale about a turnip"
The grandmother (presenter) comes out, as if visiting a fairy tale.
Grandmother -
Hello, guests, gentlemen, how long did you all walk here?
Is it okay in the world, is it bad there? What is there for a miracle today?
There is a computer, I heard, laptops, cellular is not enough!
How can I surprise the people? Is there a fairy tale to tell?
I only need help, it will be okay!
Continues - To begin with, I will invite different heroes, Here, for example, I remember a story about two Ivanov, the game there was such … how did it … the king of the east changed it for a songbird … (The audience must guess "the sea is worried once") Let's play.
Game "The sea is worried once". The figures should all be outlandish, intricate, but most importantly, they will need to be revived at the end. That is to say to justify what was shown.
Bab-ka - There are many fairy tales in the world, so I can't count them,
For example, "Turnip" is ours, there is no tastier and more beautiful!
(Summons two male participants)
Baba says: Grandfather planted it…. One is planting, the other is planting. The turnip grew tremendously with great! Healthy with healthy! And he began to pull such a miracle … Ty-yanet will pull … (to the participant) Pull, don't hesitate (shows how to pull, by the ear or by the ears), but he cannot pull it. What to do? Grandfather called his grandmother, call come on! (the participant calls) - Well, who calls that, why does your grandmother need you, such a weakling! Here's how, here's how to call (shows a pack of pre-wows). - Got it? (comments) Look, grandma, how happy she was, came running, she almost forgot about the turnip, but grandfather is not a fool: grandma is a tsap, and pull a turnip! They pull and pull, they can't do anything, they lived to old age, they see not that heroic strength they have! They called your granddaughter … well, who calls that, you will propose to your granddaughter! (gives a wallet with money). Look, look, let's go, let's go! (depicts) Look what youth you have become! And again they fail to do anything. Some kind of unfriendly team! The granddaughter began to click the Bug, her friend was like that. The Bug came running. Well, the Bug can be lured with something, if only she can find adventures to the fifth point, and she is not interested in details!
Continues the story - And again the quiet, but the smooth surface, the turnip firmly dug its root! Looks like the root is not small, if it sits like that. I called Bug Murka, that still a gang of watering cans, I tell you, there will be a gimp here, who is more beautiful of them, ugh! No use! And finally, they called the mouse in chorus! (To all participants) We call, we call, in chorus! A mouse came running (calls from the hall, always in a short skirt) - Mouse, and you are going to pull turnips al on … you don't risk pulling in such transparent clothes. Even if you stretch it out, it will hook on you with a root … (hits himself on the lips) - Oh, I have become quite talkative, we are working. My children are working!
Granny tells further - So, all the heroes are in place, pull-pull, nothing happens! Then they started digging, digging, digging, digging (they pretend to dig around the turnip, they move in any dance, for example, you can turn on a waltz or tango). Did they dig the turnip? But no, they didn't dig it out, maybe put the mouse in front, huh? Her mini-skirt, who you want to leave your homeland will make! Come on Mouse, work-work! Dance him something like that!
Beautiful music turns on, "Mouse" dances for "Turnip" and at the end takes her away from her familiar place.
Grandmother
Oh, I'm glad as friends!
My fairy tale is over!
I congratulate you,
May different desires come true!
Three New Year's sketches have come to an end, we hope you can use it at your corporate event. And other funny fairy tales for adults are waiting for you here.
