Funny poems to Santa Claus from adults for the New Year 2022


Let's roll grandpa with you
Come on now not one by one!
At a cool table, over the weekend
For the next holidays!

You will get to the condition,
You look, and you will invite me to visit.
And it turns out right there,
Where do our grandfathers live!

You are like a little child
(They taught me this way from the cradle)
I'll ask for a bag to open
I could give a gif.webpt!

Oh, he can feel my heart and my nose
Let's go out with you, Santa Claus!
At least 100%,
We have many arguments for this!

First, it's a wonderful New Year!
And secondly, of course, your arrival!
And third and fourth, fifth:
We fly candidates today.

We want to plant soft in the New Year!
So that financial prosperity becomes tangible!
Walking through life is fun and light,
We want everything, sniff around, grandfather, in the sack.

Adults, not children, know
Santa Claus is not in the world.
There is a marketing ploy
When the New Year comes.

But this does not make us sad.
New Year will not fail us
The whole team gathered,
We are at our corporate party!

The same Santa Claus,
Will remove, like a hand, psychosis.
Nerves will heal great
True, the liver will suffer.

We drink with Santa Claus,
You do not melt, we know.
Just cheer up you a little
And open your bag.

I want a carpet, I'm an airplane
And an invisible hat!
Anytime this year,
I want to walk in an embrace.

For example, with Ksenia Sobchak,
Get away from drunken bullies.
Go to some place
Flee and avoid arrest.

In short, Santa Claus,
I hope you brought it for me?
You are my magic souvenir
Our New Year Commander!

Let's sing Santa Claus
We are with you about this, about this!
And then we'll talk
Let us empty a glass of two.

And then about five more,
You sit down at our table!
What? Inconvenient?
Don't joke, she's capable of anything

Woman for the New Year.
Santa Claus into circulation,
To take is in no time!
You don't need a machine gun here.

I want a big pile
Super festive miracle!
Well, let's go, grab the bag!
And fulfill your desire!

Santa Claus, your gorgeous manners,
You were automatically registered as a cavalier.
Why don't you invite me to dance?
Such a fascinating desire I can make.

But I thought a little Santa Claus, you know,
What if you melt from my ardor, grandfather?
Therefore, my desire will remain commonplace.
I want love, finance and good luck. Maximum!

Santa Claus, they drove to the bathhouse!
Let's celebrate the holiday like a man
We'll be a little hooligan there,
We are still men!

With light steam, in the heat of the heat,
We'll add a couple more.
And let's go. Where to? Walk!
Dreaming is not harmful, it is harmful not to dream.

Therefore, on this hot note,
All of you and Santa Claus are now waving.
For the fulfillment of desires, everyone, any,
Beautiful, stunning, crazy!

And Santa Claus will help with this,
With what is included in his budget bag!

Santa Claus fuse,
I'm not tired of surprising us!
There is gunpowder in the flasks,
Look how it jumps, have fun!

Joyful procedures
They increase the shura-mura.
Let's get it all together
We'll find a bride for grandfather!

Excited the female sex
This cool arbitrariness.
All men, stay on your toes.
Do not forget to surprise us!

May grandfather's congratulations
Which is in the bag.
Will give a lot of surprise
And our leisure will arm!

Hello Dedushka Moroz,
The red nose gave you away!
You did not come to the kids
So sit down with us at the table.

We'll pour you a little white one
Let's sing loudly together!
"Woman, I don't dance"
We don't practice this here!

And we want a lot
You cannot list everything at once.
Win the Russian lotto,
Of desires, just a base.

But to a gif.webpt horse
They have not looked into the teeth for a long time.
Your visit, Frost, I appreciate
What you give is what you love!

I want everything to be covered and sewn sometimes
So that everything happens more often chita-drita!
So that there is little to no fig-fig,
And so that nothing would overshadow my intrigue.

And so that chiki-puki everything is always there,
And happiness just didn't pass by!
Santa Claus encrypted my desire,
I want to exercise it you are not tired.

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