The horoscope for 2022 according to the signs of the zodiac will tell you what to expect from the Water Tiger. The hilarious horoscope is based on an astrological forecast. Treat what is written with humor, but keep in mind that there is truth in it too.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aries
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Aries has a big catch
He will be happy and healthy.
The tiger will help you be bolder
More fun and livelier.
Aries is quick for order
Charging would not hurt.
In general, will be chocolate covered
And present them for a reward.
The symbol of the year - the Tiger recommends getting rid of the habit of "twisting its tail". Don't act like that this year, even though you love it. Stop constantly seducing members of the opposite sex and get an unexpected bonus.
Often there is a desire to strangle you due to excessive stubbornness, but still those around you appreciate and listen to your opinion. Perhaps they forgive you a lot for the uterus truth that you always speak to your face.
Relax in time to avoid raising your hand. Look for your ways: bubble bath, massage, glass of wine (just don't get carried away).
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Taurus
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In the year of the Tiger to Taurus
We must quit being lazy.
Stop lying
Rise up to work!
Have time everywhere: here and there,
Quiet Taurus should be more agile.
Then the year will be lucky and profitable.
The tiger will definitely never forget about you!
Taurus can be terribly stubborn - this infuriates not only those around them, but also Taurus themselves. Try to use stubbornness for good deeds - for yourself, of course. Down with heroism, be for healthy selfishness.
In 2022, hold on to the greyhound, otherwise you will be left with show-offs one on one. If your job and a loved one are dear to you, then keep it simple.
And also get rid of the Plyushkin syndrome already - enough to drag any trash into the house. Make room for new things and get rid of what you don't use without mercy.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Gemini
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Gemini gives quite
The tiger of everything is always doubly.
Peace will come to the family house,
Lonely - the wedding awaits.
They will be able to do everything,
No need to go to the doctor.
Round dance of bright everyday life
Will spin for a whole year.
Shutting your mouth is a whole problem for you. You don't even try, but somehow it turns out that you become a plug in every barrel, you will have time to crawl everywhere. Some people have the idea that you are using something forbidden. Otherwise, where did you get so much energy and always a good mood.
Try to be less lazy. Keep promises, the Tiger does not like empty words. If you work hard, you will be happy in 2022. Your main talent is to find a common language with everyone. Use it to its fullest.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Cancers
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In the year of the Tiger, Cancer is unhappy,
He's worried again.
He is always offended by something,
Not demoted, though.
Rakov is waiting for a career takeoff,
Everything will happen quickly.
You don't need to go back,
A reward will find you soon.
I have never seen a more suspicious person. You constantly think that something might happen to you. You often complain, even about something that hasn’t happened yet, but you don’t like it in advance.
Stop annoying others with your whining! You are a very squeamish person.
We recommend that you be simpler and do not bother with nonsense. If you are not satisfied with your personal life, then try changing the ampoule, perhaps it will help.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Lviv
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Tiger year for Lions to their liking,
The hunt for glory awaits them.
His power and even anger
A strong Leo will show everyone.
Lucky Leo in his personal life
And in business everything is excellent.
A successful year - no doubt
Only upward movement will be!
Hide your pride if you want to be lucky this year.Relatives know - in order to get something from you, it is enough to fill up with all sorts of compliments. You immediately become the kindest person who agrees to everything.
Do not disclose your secrets to unverified people, otherwise it will lead to unpleasant consequences. If someone dares to go against you, then this person will definitely not be good. Allow yourself planned unpredictability.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Virgo
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Virgos know a lot about work
Innovation is being introduced.
In the Tiger year, they take off
Both in the family and at work.
Will shine with joy
Their mysterious faces.
Life is like in a fairytale movie
Well, lucky for them, so lucky!
This is not the year to relax. Lonely Virgos will meet love. Contrary to first impressions, Virgos are practical, reasonable and economical. But don't forget to please yourself.
People around you love you for your thrift and pedantry, but sometimes it bothers you yourself. The tiger recommends that you behave gently with your family and stop playing on their nerves.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Libra
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Libra thinks for a long time, but knows a lot.
The Tiger loves them for this and understands.
The coming year will be very happy.
Libra will be loved deeply and dearly.
The salary will be increased, the project will be headed -
This is where your intelligence comes in handy.
Open the doors wider for luck
And make a powerful breakthrough in your career.
Stop rushing between extremes, be more decisive. Don't give doubts a chance to defeat you. Experiments are inevitable this year. Feel free to change your image. Family life can be difficult, because it constantly pulls to the left. In the year of the Tiger, treason will not fail.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Scorpions
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Scorpios have a lot to do
They do a lot in the year of the Tiger.
Two Scorpions are a tandem
That will not lose to anyone.
Love is knocking loudly at the door
Forget your fears and believe.
After all, this year is for Scorpions -
A year of passion and new surprises.
In the year of the Tiger, Scorpios should be careful not to reveal secrets to just anyone. There are many envious people and gossips around. Calm down your tantrums, stop making scandals out of the blue.
If there is a desire to lift someone's brain, then have pity on your relatives - take out the brain for yourself. Learn to compromise. Stop stinging and fighting, let's be friends and enjoy life.
Remember the last time you did something for your loved ones just like that? Do a good deed. The mood will inevitably rise, besides, it will add strength to great things.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Sagittarius
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Sagittarius is a leader by nature
The main character in literature.
The tiger is afraid to harm you,
You live all year and not grieve.
Recognition and awards await you,
What are you incredibly happy about.
Expect a salary increase
And improved thinking.
In the Year of the Tiger, you don't have to worry about your financial situation or love front. Everything will go smoothly. But this is not a reason to relax and do nothing. The tiger advises against falling into melancholy. There is a repulsive trait in you that annoys friends and loved ones.
You have your own point of view on everything and you want to impose your opinion on everyone else. Do not be surprised if they resent you because of this.
Try to talk less and do more, otherwise the Tiger will hit cuffs. Learn to redirect tasks to others. It is clear that you are able to do everything yourself. But stop taking it all on yourself. Better to devote the rest of your time to rest.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Capricorns
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Capricorn is not more stubborn.
If you set a goal for yourself,
Will definitely reach
He will jump above his head.
This year is for Capricorn
Will mean a lot.
The tail of luck will be grabbed quickly
Capricorns are careerists.
Be on the lookout for unfamiliar people, otherwise you will not end up in problems. Try to work less this year. If a workaholic like you will succeed. More work you love only money.
Enough to save, you can spend a little. The tiger recommends that you laugh more carefully at others, otherwise you will shrink. Walk through life as easily as in a dance.Stop being too serious.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Aquarius
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In the year of the Tiger, all Aquarius
You have to be a little bolder.
All ideas will come true
Crazy ventures.
Aquarius is waiting for success
Money and happy laughter.
Their love awaits
And the blood will excite strongly.
Aquarians easily find a common language with any people. Sometimes it seems to others that you are not on friendly terms with your head - you express such strange ideas. Do not be offended that people do not understand you. Cheer up even if things don't go according to plan in life. Only give advice when asked.
Your advice is always working and really helps, it's just that not everyone is ready for it. Tiger recommends: keep it up! Try meditation and yoga. Learn to catch balance and harmony. Look for a hobby that allows you to relax.
Comic horoscope in verse and prose for Pisces
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In the Tiger year, Pisces is all quiet,
They swim so busily.
There's no need to rush
They know why.
Tiger year is coming -
Will bring joy.
They will swim often
In the ocean of happiness.
In the Year of the Tiger, try to cheat less if you don't want to ruin your relationship with your friends. If you have promised something, then keep your word. You're used to getting away with it, but this year, circumstances may turn against you. The tiger promises you scandals if you betray the other half. In the Year of the Tiger, it's time to take an unexpected turn. Show off your talents, a shake-up is a must.
